Joe took his blind date to the carnival.
"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser.
He guessed 120 pounds.
She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over,
Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went.
Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.
"I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

P.O.V. from Canada

Guns don't kill people - people with guns kill people.

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked
the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?'
Of course child, what may I do for you?

Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me, under your robes perhaps?

I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.

With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?

From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?

I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a
number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife
that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his
penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should
see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that
he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on
his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His
wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge
to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too

The 18-135 lens is a very good one. It has a good range and the pictures are quite good. I am very happy with mine. Taken at the max resolution of the camera you can crop down quite a bit if there is an area that you would like to isolate and still get a good image. The image stabilization works very good. Some people say the 18-200 lens is better but I cant see the need to spend the extra money on a heavier lens unless you plan on taking a lot of long didtant photos. My hands are getting a bit shaky and I have never yet missed a shot due to camera shake. I would recommend this lens to anyone.

Check out this website for a good review on this lens
http://www.cameralabs.com/reviews/Canon_EF-S_18-135mm_IS/index.shtml

I remember when you got a small toy in the Cracker Jack popcorn not just some piece of paper.

The margarine came in a sealed plastic bag.
It was white in color.
It was white because of a law that required it to be sold as something other than butter which most people used.
That way they knew that what they had purchased wasn't butter.
That changed but if you look closely you will see a color difference between butter and margarine.
There was a small bubble pouch in the middle with the coloring in it.
You squeezed the pouch to release the coloring and then massaged the bag to spread the coloring through the margarine.

Amazing site
It's now the top link in my photography bookmarks folder

#1 for sure

Sorry un-opened not um-opened :)

This is a picture of the um-opened flower on a banana tree that grows there.
They are not caterpillars, they are a part of the plant. They are the leftovers from where previous bananas were growing.
I had never seen anything like this before so i had to tak a picture of it to remember it.

Taken with a Canon T2i and 18-135 lens

Critiques are welcome

Thanks, Ron