It's an aardBARK?!?!

I was Roy Clark's limo driver for a day, long ago.
He was a very nice man.

Great use of light.
Amazing depth of field.
Beautiful sky saturation.
Handsome dog.
I might be tempted to crop in a bit tighter on some though. Maybe eliminate some distractions around the borders.

I think I put together the best "deal" for under water...

I bought a used (like new, basically unused) Nikon 1 J1 (a decent little camera) kit with 2 lenses off Craigslist for under $150. I looked for this set up specifically because B&H has the...
Nikon WP-N1 Waterproof Housing for Nikon 1 J1 / J2 Digital Camera
on clearance for FIFTY BUCKS!!!
(with free shipping)
I think it was $800 originally!
A complete and total bargasm, lol.
It looks pretty cool too, you may end up the envy of the dive boat.
Travel Safe

In the playback manual you can select to have the focus point (at capture) be displayed on review and it should always be included the metadata. I generally don't have this on, but I use it occasionally to confirm that I have things set up the way I want for various projects.

I would take it as a challenge.
Go into it with the idea of producing art.
I am thinking I would only want to shoot before and after the actual consumation.
Set up 2 or 3 video devices that can record the entire event, whether you are in the room or not, including you capturing the still images. I do like the idea of using an intervalometer to grab stills without you there.
I am a romantic at heart, so I would try to show their love and closeness.
It is possible that they are both exhibitionists and have experience with this idea already. I would still push for the video to capture the actual event. You could help them with setup and lighting.
It might be fun to recreate classic nude couples. John and Yoko come to mind. A quick (cautious) internet search could provide inspiration.
Sex happens all day, every day. Some people like to watch, some like to show (and some love to tell!). Of course, there is more pornography out there that any one person could possible view in a lifetime. I would be thinking of classic sex scenes in some of the best mainstream movies that you may be familiar with for additional inspiration.
I bet you will be able to get some images that you would be proud to show publicly.
Don't forget to let us see the best of the best.

Very cool

You guys are fun!
Let's get a cooler full of beer and go on a photo day trip.
I'll bring my Kodak disc, Minolta 110, Mikey Mouse head 126, and my PixelVision B&W kid camcorder that records to audio cassette tape to document all the fun.
I bet we would actually have a blast. We could have a contests for multiple categories and let UHHers be the judges.
Now, where to go... National Park? State Fair? NASCAR? Renaissance festival? Crash a wedding? Outdoor concert?
I'll let you guys pick.
See ya maybe in another forum.
Peace Brother Shooters
PS, I take all my posts back.
Yes Dear, I'm sorry, you are right.
Whew, this attic is hot and dusty!

https://www.infowars.com/252-documented-examples-of-barack-obamas-lying-lawbreaking-corruption-cronyism-etc/

OK, now I'm out.
No more political stuff for me on UHH

Peace, Love, Happiness, and Great Image Capture to All

:-)

1) "If you like your Dr., you can keep your Dr."
2) "If you like your plan, you can keep your plan."
3) "Typical family plan will have premiums reduced an average of $2500."
4)....
Repeated over and over.
If you tell the same lie enough times, does it become the truth?
100 year Presidential legacy prediction...

Barack Obama, most people thought he was cool and would live to hang with him. Terrible leader (From behind, no doubt). One of the worst presidents, leaving a series of bad decidions, failed policies, and American and the world much worse off.

Donald Trump, few people actually liked him. He spoke well before his brain had time to form a thoughtful, concise idea (what did he just tweet?). One of the most effective presidents of all time, whether you agree or not with his conservative ideals. He accomplished more in his first year than any one or two term president. Trump left America as the enviable, undeniable world leader. He brought back prosperity, safety and peace of mind to the country. He also made the US an agent and leader for global peace.

That dude is ripped! Killer traps, lats and delts.

I race and shoot sailboats. You took what looks like a really boring handicap race and made a work of art. I could see it hanging above the mantle in a beautiful frame. The sailors in the picture will want this!
-TJ