Sunnely wrote:
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Three old men were sitting around a nursing home talking about
a couple of their own problems being old.
“It’s terrible being old,” said the first. “Each day I wake up at 7 and try to pee,
but even if I stand there for an hour, only a trickle comes out.”
“That’s not so bad,” said the second. “Each day I wake up at 7 and try to move my bowels,
but even I sit there for 2 hours, all I can do is break wind.”
“That’s nothing,” contributed the third. “Each day promptly at 7,
I pee and crap with no problem at all.”
The first 2 men looked at him. “So,” they asked in unison, “what’s wrong with that?”
“I don’t wake up until 8,” he replied.
(No disrespect to all seniors intended.)
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