WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER, QUESTION A DRUNK...
Mar 3, 2019 12:59:02 #
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status..
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status..
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
Mar 4, 2019 07:21:30 #
Some of us are not naturally Ugly we have to take Ugly pills every day just to keep up with everyone else.
Don
Don
Mar 4, 2019 07:25:55 #
FRENCHY wrote:
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I se... (show quote)
curiosity killed the cat!
Mar 4, 2019 07:42:08 #
Mar 4, 2019 07:55:07 #
Mar 4, 2019 08:01:01 #
Mar 4, 2019 08:19:33 #
mas24
Loc: Southern CA
You'll be surprised how many ugly (unattractive) good women get husbands. I could name a few, but don't want to cause a roar. Ugly (unattractive) men can get pretty women, based on their bank accounts and influence. Like Harvey Weinstein? Not exactly a Cary Grant. Are hedgehogs really ugly?
Mar 4, 2019 08:57:29 #
mas24 wrote:
You'll be surprised how many ugly (unattractive) good women get husbands. I could name a few, but don't want to cause a roar. Ugly (unattractive) men can get pretty women, based on their bank accounts and influence. Like Harvey Weinstein? Not exactly a Cary Grant. Are hedgehogs really ugly?
Laugh, its only a joke.
"The answer of a drunk is what sober men think" ...sometimes.
Mar 4, 2019 09:14:59 #
Mar 4, 2019 10:35:33 #
Mar 4, 2019 10:36:24 #
Mar 4, 2019 12:55:39 #
Mar 4, 2019 14:01:32 #
One out of every 3 people are ugly.
Next time you are in a room full of people, look on either side of you.
I neither one is ugly, Guess what!?
Next time you are in a room full of people, look on either side of you.
I neither one is ugly, Guess what!?
Mar 4, 2019 17:03:58 #
hookedupin2005
Loc: Northwestern New Mexico
"If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, better get an ugly woman for a wife!"
Mar 4, 2019 17:21:57 #
mas24
Loc: Southern CA
donrosshill wrote:
Some of us are not naturally Ugly we have to take Ugly pills every day just to keep up with everyone else.
Don
Don
Remember that Twilight Zone episode, where the pretty woman was put in quarantine, because her beauty, was considered unnatural in their society?
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.