Taking A Hound Dog With Any Name
To A Cat Show
Is A Very Bad Idea.
All Most As Bad
As Taking A Fox
To A Foxhound Show!
Friend has a kid nicknamed Bear, they took a trip with my Mom up to Whittop mountain on the very busy Virginia Creeper trail that runs through a National Forest. Kid slips away and went down to the creek to play, should of seen Mom and her friend frantically screaming “Bear”
Burtzy
Loc: Bronx N.Y. & Simi Valley, CA
I used to have a cat named "What." When people would ask me: "What's the cat's name?" I answered "Yes." I also had a bunny I named "Droppings." People would come to my house and I would offer to take them out to the yard to see my rabbit Droppings. And no, this is not a joke. I really had those pets and I loved them. They weren't the least bit humiliated by their names. My mother however, was.
Once had a god named Katt (short for Katrina). Always had to explain myself when talking about her.
Very good joke about the chicken/duck.
Not here in Michigan.......
My doctor’s name is Engineer
We had a rabbit that we named Stu.
Burtzy
Loc: Bronx N.Y. & Simi Valley, CA
whatdat wrote:
Once had a god named Katt (short for Katrina). Always had to explain myself when talking about her.
Very good joke about the chicken/duck.
You once had a GOD named Katt? This reminds me of the old joke about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac. He lay awake nights wondering if there really was a dog.
Had a neighbor once who had a Dalmatian named “Fire”. It was appropriate but not real smart.
whatdat wrote:
Once had a god named Katt (short for Katrina). Always had to explain myself when talking about her.
Very good joke about the chicken/duck.
No wonder you had problems getting a response when you called, "here kitty." I guess the god gave up on you.
Ok; so I got the word reversed. My age was responsible. I do think, in the context we were referring to, most people would get the gist of what i said.
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