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Jan 18, 2019 08:27:07 #
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realised that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
You think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Drop-outs Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they that tall?
And the winner is...
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realised that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
You think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Drop-outs Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they that tall?
And the winner is...
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
Jan 18, 2019 08:34:00 #
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Jan 18, 2019 09:48:12 #
Jay Leno would have loved these!! Having worked in a Zoo (business office), my favorite has to be about the panda mating failing!!
Jan 18, 2019 11:23:45 #
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Jan 19, 2019 14:34:35 #
AirWalter
Loc: Tipp City, Ohio
jaymatt wrote:
Come on, Jerry. Duct tape comes in red, too.
Good ones, Jerry!
Good ones, Jerry!
I was at Menards not long ago and saw duct tape in camo, so I had to buy a roll. When I got home I couldn't find the damn stuff.
Jan 19, 2019 19:33:39 #
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Jan 19, 2019 19:59:17 #
jerryc41 wrote:
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter ... (show quote)
funny...I like the one aboutn the 7 foot doctors.
Jan 19, 2019 20:13:13 #
Jan 19, 2019 21:38:06 #
gjgallager
Loc: North Central CT & Space Coast Florida
Thanks, got me silly. Reminds me of listening to a baseball game when the announcers introduced the new 6 foot, 495 pound pitcher. At least that what it sounded like.
Jan 20, 2019 01:18:28 #
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