Gun Story: A wild eyed attractive woman walked into a crowded hooker bar in downtown Washington, D.C. waving an un-holstered pistol and yelled out: "I have a .45 caliber Colt 1911...

Feiertag Loc: British Columbia, Canada

A wild eyed attractive woman walked into a crowded hooker bar in downtown Washington, D.C. waving an un-holstered pistol and yelled out:

"I have a .45 caliber Colt 1911, with a seven round magazine, plus one in the chamber. I want to know who's been sleeping with my husband?"

A female voice from the back of the room called out:

"You'll Need More Ammo, Mrs. Trump”.

Guyserman Loc: Benton, AR

Feiertag wrote:

A wild eyed attractive woman walked into a crowded bar in downtown Washington, D.C. waving an un-holstered pistol and yelled out:

"I have a .45 caliber Colt 1911, with a seven round magazine, plus one in the chamber. I want to know who's been sleeping with my husband?"

A female voice from the back of the room called out:

"You'll Need More Ammo, Mrs. Trump”.

More appropriately:
"You'll Need More Ammo, Hillary."

Feiertag Loc: British Columbia, Canada

Guyserman wrote:

More appropriately:
"You'll Need More Ammo, Hillary."

I failed to mention that it was a hooker bar.

dalbers

Not even close.

shangyrhee Loc: Nashville TN to Sacramento CA

Mr T tweets I have never ever slept with hooker !!! Shang

GED Loc: North central Pa

Guyserman wrote:

More appropriately:
"You'll Need More Ammo, Hillary."

dalbers

Sounds middle school.

robertjerl Loc: Corona, California

I didn't know they held people back in the same grade for so long in Canada!

All but one of the Canadians I have known well were nice intelligent people. The other one was a complete nut job who once asked me to get him a gun because he was thinking about killing himself and no gun store would sell him a gun since he was Canadian. I turned him down and told him I didn't expect to see him anywhere near me again. Maybe I should have, it would have been a favor to Canada. Nah, he was nuts enough he might have used it on other people before killing himself or the cops got him.

Feiertag Loc: British Columbia, Canada

robertjerl wrote:

I didn't know they held people back in the same gr... (show quote)

The nut job was probably an American draft dodger that became a Canadian citizen. We do have our share of your people, in Canada. Thank God that Donny had his father's doctor bail him out with his bull shit bone spurs lie, otherwise that bag of dog shit would be here with all the other cowards.

robertjerl Loc: Corona, California

Feiertag wrote:

The nut job was probably an American draft dodger that became a Canadian citizen. We do have our share of your people, in Canada. Thank God that Donny had his father's doctor bail him out with his bull shit bone spurs lie, otherwise that bag of dog shit would be here with all the other cowards.

No, he was Canadian, down in the states to dodge problems in Canada. Seems some lawyers up there wanted to sue him for a bunch of stuff.
Do you known the military phonic alphabet? "Golf Foxtrot Yankee"

Anyway our politics are none of your business. You have enough problems of your own, pay attention to them.

Feiertag Loc: British Columbia, Canada

robertjerl wrote:

No, he was Canadian, down in the states to dodge problems in Canada. Seems some lawyers up there wanted to sue him for a bunch of stuff.
Do you known the military phonic alphabet? "Golf Foxtrot Yankee"

Anyway our politics are none of your business. You have enough problems of your own, pay attention to them.

Goofy, your fucked up politics is very much our business. Put your cult leader in jail where he belongs and we will have little to no problems. You should be so lucky to have your country work and be as respected as we are.

I'll make it easy for you. Give me just one example, where you shine over us? Good luck with that.

BTW, every Canadian news channel is relentlessly covering your hurricane situation. Do you think your country would do the same for us? I don't think so!

robertjerl Loc: Corona, California

Feiertag wrote:

Goofy, your fucked up politics is very much our business. Put your cult leader in jail where he belongs and we will have little to no problems. You should be so lucky to have your country work and be as respected as we are.

I'll make it easy for you. Give me just one example, where you shine over us? Good luck with that.

Constant stream of Canadians who can afford it coming to the US for medical treatment to avoid the waiting lists in your country.

Feiertag Loc: British Columbia, Canada

robertjerl wrote:

Constant stream of Canadians who can afford it coming to the US for medical treatment to avoid the waiting lists in your country.

I don't know one person that went to that extreme but I guess if someone dangles enough dollars in your face, you will take anyone. Give me something that doesn't involve money.

Architect1776 Loc: In my mind

Guyserman wrote:

More appropriately:
"You'll Need More Ammo, Hillary."

forbescat

Feiertag wrote:

Goofy, your fucked up politics is very much our business. Put your cult leader in jail where he belongs and we will have little to no problems. You should be so lucky to have your country work and be as respected as we are.

I'll make it easy for you. Give me just one example, where you shine over us? Good luck with that.

BTW, every Canadian news channel is relentlessly covering your hurricane situation. Do you think your country would do the same for us? I don't think so!

And you are happy with Trudeau? Of course you are... And what benefit is it to this country that your new channels are covering Florence? I suspect they are covering it because many Canadians own vacation property in the Carolinas.