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Aug 10, 2012 06:56:57   #
June Loc: Blue Mountains AUSTRALIA
 
Love the last joke, the older I get the more I appreciate how things were in my youth you could have a joke, Xmas was wonderful you would get the bus into Sydney to look at all the big shop windows decked out for Xmas, now you would not get on a train or bus of a night or walk around town just to look plus the windows are not worth looking at now so you stay at home and make sure the door is locked. makes you wonder about this wonderful modern world all the simple easy ways of life is gone like we had, seems like we are meant to keep our mouths shut with the door, KEEP UP THE JOKES!

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Aug 10, 2012 07:14:43   #
Rbo36 Loc: S. W. Michigan
 
Shaka wrote:
Keep up the jokes - they make my day! Let common sense prevail. I too am tired of all the political correctness. Anyone want to tell jokes aimed at Australians then please do so, I wont be offended. :D


Me either, (cause I'm English /Irish) &#9786;&#9786;&#9786; Rbo36

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Aug 10, 2012 07:15:28   #
mvy Loc: New Hampshire
 
"When the h... did political correctness re relqace the good old fashion majority rules?"

Majority rule? God help us! What ever happened to 'the rule of law?'

As far as ethnic humor goes, I stand firmly for civility in my interactions with others. I once read a quotation attributed to a New England sea captain of the old breed. He remarked while admonishing someone to show a little respect, "All I want from you is a little civility of the goddamdest, common'st kind."
Makes sense to me.

All the best,

Martin

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Aug 10, 2012 07:27:21   #
lateron Loc: Yorkshire, England
 
Well said!!! I too am tired of the PC brigade. I am ex-RAF and we had far less trouble before the PC brigade.

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Aug 10, 2012 07:34:35   #
sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL
 
My duty assignment in NATO had a RAF Squadron Leader as my boss. Great assignment.

Sarge

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Aug 10, 2012 07:45:25   #
lateron Loc: Yorkshire, England
 
Hi Sarge.,
The RAF had some very good Sqn Ldrs, not all, but some!!!

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Aug 10, 2012 08:09:13   #
ggttc Loc: TN
 
TchrBill wrote:
tschmath wrote:
On another forum in which I participate, the moderator banned all jokes because so many people were offended by the stereotypes that were being used - ethnic jokes, blonde jokes, sexist jokes. Objecting to the stereotypes wound up raising so much rancor that the moderator simply shut them down. We should probably be a little more careful about the targets of the humor we use lest we offend others.


To be perfectly frank, I am sick and tired of worrying if something I do or say might offend someone. I think it is ridiculous that the moderator banned all jokes because some people told a joke that offended someone. In the last couple of weeks a lot of that political crap in our General Chit-Chat group has given way to a lot of jokes. I, for one, have found that so much more enjoyable. There have been some very good ones. Maybe a couple of them have been a bit “pointed” or risqué but, if people don’t like that type of humor, they should stop reading it and move on.

As a teacher I have to be careful what I say and do in the classroom but, really . . . . It has gotten out of hand. I teach math and my school district has eliminated all the courses taught at a slower pace because the poor children assigned to those classes were offended that they were put in that group. I can’t tell the students, “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year” anymore because it may offend someone. I have to say, “Happy Holidays”. Speaking of Christmas, I remember a time when we would go down to City Hall and see the wonderful Christmas display they put out each year, including a (gasp!) Nativity scene. Each year it got larger and larger as they would add items to it from all over the world. Now, they don’t even put lights on the trees. I grew up in Michigan in a town that had a large and very proud Polish population. We also had a significant Irish population and the biggest St. Patrick’s Day parade west of New York. Some of the best jokes about those ethnic groups came from within the group. It was all in good fun and everyone was able to laugh at themselves. I have always believed that the best way to prevent someone from laughing AT you is to laugh at yourself, first, loudest, and longest. Back then, those jokes were never meant to insult. Then, some thin skinned people started complaining about how they were offended by this and that and, now it has gotten to the point where we are afraid to say anything for fear of offending someone. What is the key? Common sense. If whatever is said, joke or not, is meant to be cruel and insulting, it is not appropriate. But, in reality, most of these jokes and/or comments are not meant that way and only those with a thin skin are offended.
quote=tschmath On another forum in which I partic... (show quote)


I couldnt agree more...we some how think that by not allowing people to say something they wont think it...sound familiar?

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Aug 10, 2012 08:10:49   #
Patriot66 Loc: Minnesota
 
sinatraman wrote:
I always wondered why the NCAA thinks the University of South Dakota fighting sioux is offensive yet have no problem with Notre Dame's fighting irish?


Ahhhhhhhhhh, that would North Dakota Fighting Sioux.

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Aug 10, 2012 08:18:15   #
kschwegl Loc: Orangeburg, NY
 
TchrBill has a point. We seem to have lost our ability to laugh at ourselves, and that is sad.

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Aug 10, 2012 08:27:12   #
Flash Falasca Loc: Beverly Hills, Florida
 
well said !!!!!!!!!!

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Aug 10, 2012 09:46:21   #
SeaChelle Loc: Boston area
 
tschmath wrote:
On another forum in which I participate, the moderator banned all jokes because so many people were offended by the stereotypes that were being used - ethnic jokes, blonde jokes, sexist jokes. Objecting to the stereotypes wound up raising so much rancor that the moderator simply shut them down. We should probably be a little more careful about the targets of the humor we use lest we offend others.


My grandmother always told me that you need to learn to laugh to laugh at yourself....harder than everyone else! It was true wisdom...she was born in 1881. This is not a cruel joke. By the way I am Irish and if you go to Ireland, the Irish themselves will sit around and tell these jokes....lighten up or you can get ulcers and high blood pressure! Laughter is good medicine!

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Aug 10, 2012 09:50:57   #
SeaChelle Loc: Boston area
 
TchrBill wrote:
tschmath wrote:
On another forum in which I participate, the moderator banned all jokes because so many people were offended by the stereotypes that were being used - ethnic jokes, blonde jokes, sexist jokes. Objecting to the stereotypes wound up raising so much rancor that the moderator simply shut them down. We should probably be a little more careful about the targets of the humor we use lest we offend others.


To be perfectly frank, I am sick and tired of worrying if something I do or say might offend someone. I think it is ridiculous that the moderator banned all jokes because some people told a joke that offended someone. In the last couple of weeks a lot of that political crap in our General Chit-Chat group has given way to a lot of jokes. I, for one, have found that so much more enjoyable. There have been some very good ones. Maybe a couple of them have been a bit “pointed” or risqué but, if people don’t like that type of humor, they should stop reading it and move on.

As a teacher I have to be careful what I say and do in the classroom but, really . . . . It has gotten out of hand. I teach math and my school district has eliminated all the courses taught at a slower pace because the poor children assigned to those classes were offended that they were put in that group. I can’t tell the students, “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year” anymore because it may offend someone. I have to say, “Happy Holidays”. Speaking of Christmas, I remember a time when we would go down to City Hall and see the wonderful Christmas display they put out each year, including a (gasp!) Nativity scene. Each year it got larger and larger as they would add items to it from all over the world. Now, they don’t even put lights on the trees. I grew up in Michigan in a town that had a large and very proud Polish population. We also had a significant Irish population and the biggest St. Patrick’s Day parade west of New York. Some of the best jokes about those ethnic groups came from within the group. It was all in good fun and everyone was able to laugh at themselves. I have always believed that the best way to prevent someone from laughing AT you is to laugh at yourself, first, loudest, and longest. Back then, those jokes were never meant to insult. Then, some thin skinned people started complaining about how they were offended by this and that and, now it has gotten to the point where we are afraid to say anything for fear of offending someone. What is the key? Common sense. If whatever is said, joke or not, is meant to be cruel and insulting, it is not appropriate. But, in reality, most of these jokes and/or comments are not meant that way and only those with a thin skin are offended.
quote=tschmath On another forum in which I partic... (show quote)

Very well stated! Exactly! Life is to short to feel offended by anything and everything! Laughter is a great way to start the day! There was no cruelty in this simple joke....a little common sense goes a long way....

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Aug 10, 2012 09:58:21   #
Patriot66 Loc: Minnesota
 
SeaChelle wrote:
TchrBill wrote:
tschmath wrote:
On another forum in which I participate, the moderator banned all jokes because so many people were offended by the stereotypes that were being used - ethnic jokes, blonde jokes, sexist jokes. Objecting to the stereotypes wound up raising so much rancor that the moderator simply shut them down. We should probably be a little more careful about the targets of the humor we use lest we offend others.


To be perfectly frank, I am sick and tired of worrying if something I do or say might offend someone. I think it is ridiculous that the moderator banned all jokes because some people told a joke that offended someone. In the last couple of weeks a lot of that political crap in our General Chit-Chat group has given way to a lot of jokes. I, for one, have found that so much more enjoyable. There have been some very good ones. Maybe a couple of them have been a bit “pointed” or risqué but, if people don’t like that type of humor, they should stop reading it and move on.

As a teacher I have to be careful what I say and do in the classroom but, really . . . . It has gotten out of hand. I teach math and my school district has eliminated all the courses taught at a slower pace because the poor children assigned to those classes were offended that they were put in that group. I can’t tell the students, “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year” anymore because it may offend someone. I have to say, “Happy Holidays”. Speaking of Christmas, I remember a time when we would go down to City Hall and see the wonderful Christmas display they put out each year, including a (gasp!) Nativity scene. Each year it got larger and larger as they would add items to it from all over the world. Now, they don’t even put lights on the trees. I grew up in Michigan in a town that had a large and very proud Polish population. We also had a significant Irish population and the biggest St. Patrick’s Day parade west of New York. Some of the best jokes about those ethnic groups came from within the group. It was all in good fun and everyone was able to laugh at themselves. I have always believed that the best way to prevent someone from laughing AT you is to laugh at yourself, first, loudest, and longest. Back then, those jokes were never meant to insult. Then, some thin skinned people started complaining about how they were offended by this and that and, now it has gotten to the point where we are afraid to say anything for fear of offending someone. What is the key? Common sense. If whatever is said, joke or not, is meant to be cruel and insulting, it is not appropriate. But, in reality, most of these jokes and/or comments are not meant that way and only those with a thin skin are offended.
quote=tschmath On another forum in which I partic... (show quote)

Very well stated! Exactly! Life is to short to feel offended by anything and everything! Laughter is a great way to start the day! There was no cruelty in this simple joke....a little common sense goes a long way....
quote=TchrBill quote=tschmath On another forum i... (show quote)


These people that always feel offended should really find a life. Actually them saying they are offended is offensive to me because now I feel guilty enjoying myself......Think about it!

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Aug 10, 2012 10:08:23   #
adunivan Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
I personally see nothing wrong with these jokes. Don't I have a first amendment right to freedom of speech (telling jokes) and freedom of the press (print jokes)??? Keep the jokes coming!!!!!

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Aug 10, 2012 10:24:21   #
fotkaman Loc: Earth
 
TchrBill wrote:
tschmath wrote:
On another forum in which I participate, the moderator banned all jokes because so many people were offended by the stereotypes that were being used - ethnic jokes, blonde jokes, sexist jokes. Objecting to the stereotypes wound up raising so much rancor that the moderator simply shut them down. We should probably be a little more careful about the targets of the humor we use lest we offend others.


To be perfectly frank, I am sick and tired of worrying if something I do or say might offend someone. I think it is ridiculous that the moderator banned all jokes because some people told a joke that offended someone. In the last couple of weeks a lot of that political crap in our General Chit-Chat group has given way to a lot of jokes. I, for one, have found that so much more enjoyable. There have been some very good ones. Maybe a couple of them have been a bit “pointed” or risqué but, if people don’t like that type of humor, they should stop reading it and move on.

As a teacher I have to be careful what I say and do in the classroom but, really . . . . It has gotten out of hand. I teach math and my school district has eliminated all the courses taught at a slower pace because the poor children assigned to those classes were offended that they were put in that group. I can’t tell the students, “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year” anymore because it may offend someone. I have to say, “Happy Holidays”. Speaking of Christmas, I remember a time when we would go down to City Hall and see the wonderful Christmas display they put out each year, including a (gasp!) Nativity scene. Each year it got larger and larger as they would add items to it from all over the world. Now, they don’t even put lights on the trees. I grew up in Michigan in a town that had a large and very proud Polish population. We also had a significant Irish population and the biggest St. Patrick’s Day parade west of New York. Some of the best jokes about those ethnic groups came from within the group. It was all in good fun and everyone was able to laugh at themselves. I have always believed that the best way to prevent someone from laughing AT you is to laugh at yourself, first, loudest, and longest. Back then, those jokes were never meant to insult. Then, some thin skinned people started complaining about how they were offended by this and that and, now it has gotten to the point where we are afraid to say anything for fear of offending someone. What is the key? Common sense. If whatever is said, joke or not, is meant to be cruel and insulting, it is not appropriate. But, in reality, most of these jokes and/or comments are not meant that way and only those with a thin skin are offended.
quote=tschmath On another forum in which I partic... (show quote)


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