Why you never question a drunk: She was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine...

usnpilot Loc: Ft Myers Fl

She was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading the items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her
was watching.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was
indeed single.

She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections
that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, She said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how
on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly’....

cessnalvr Loc: West virginia

Thats funny

Dannj

great punchline...totally unexpected😂

northmaple Loc: Englewood, FL

Good one

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

Cold and funny!

pumakat

Ouch!

John_F Loc: Minneapolis, MN

I expected the drunk's reply to have been a play on her purchases. As it has ne reference to the build up puts this joke in the no-joke pile. He could have fashioned his reply on the fact her purchases had no man-cave goods. Try again.

usnpilot Loc: Ft Myers Fl

John_F wrote:

I expected the drunk's reply to have been a play on her purchases. As it has ne reference to the build up puts this joke in the no-joke pile. He could have fashioned his reply on the fact her purchases had no man-cave goods. Try again.

Seems others liked it. Might want to check your sense of humor, seems to have died, much like your state.

usnpilot Loc: Ft Myers Fl

John_F wrote:

I expected the drunk's reply to have been a play on her purchases. As it has ne reference to the build up puts this joke in the no-joke pile. He could have fashioned his reply on the fact her purchases had no man-cave goods. Try again.

Perhaps this is more to your liking.

jeep_daddy Loc: Prescott AZ

Totally unexpected but not very kind of the drunk. LOL Sounds like something I'd say back in my drinking days when I used to put my feet in my mouth all the time.

BBurns Loc: South Bay, California

Gallagher said, 'One out of 3 people are ugly.'
Next time you are in a room full of people, look on either side of you.
If neither one of them is ugly, Guess what?'

David in Dallas Loc: Dallas, Texas, USA

Reminds me of "To err is human, to forgive divine. Neither is Marine Corps doctrine."

Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas

LOL, very funny.

Paladin48 Loc: Orlando

usnpilot wrote:

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Paladin48 Loc: Orlando

John_F wrote:

I expected the drunk's reply to have been a play on her purchases. As it has ne reference to the build up puts this joke in the no-joke pile. He could have fashioned his reply on the fact her purchases had no man-cave goods. Try again.

Tell the truth now ... we are all friends here ... Were you potty trained at GUNPOINT?!?