Photography Jokes
Aug 11, 2018 12:36:16 #
Manny Jay wrote:
In case you didn't know, in Denver, you can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.
Ha, ha, ha. You need a camera, not a wooden leg!!!!!
Ha, ha, ha. You need a camera, not a wooden leg!!!!!
I just told this joke to my wife. She rolled her eyes and now they won't come back. Thank you.
Aug 11, 2018 13:01:54 #
Aug 11, 2018 14:55:59 #
jerryc41 wrote:
Worth a smile, at least.
What did Cinderalla say when she left the photo store?
Someday my prints will come.
How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Polearoid.
How do you get the professional photographer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
A fellow bought a Labrador puppy from the pet store and named him Kodak.
That way he could say he owned a Kodak lab.
What did Cinderalla say when she left the photo store?
Someday my prints will come.
How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Polearoid.
How do you get the professional photographer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
A fellow bought a Labrador puppy from the pet store and named him Kodak.
That way he could say he owned a Kodak lab.
This particular Santa Claus shoots canon mostly during the off season but I have shot events as Santa I just tell then that Santa wants pictures to remember the smiling faces
Aug 11, 2018 14:57:58 #
Aug 11, 2018 15:02:07 #
I am offended by the pizza joke. I'm a seasoned professional photographer. And when I deliver pizzas, I also expect a tip!
Aug 11, 2018 16:14:43 #
Sunnely
Loc: Wisconsin
James R wrote:
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I have a "collection" of "Photo-Isums".....
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I have a "collection" of "Photo-Isums".....
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ROFLMAO! No make it, ROFLMFAO!
Aug 11, 2018 16:46:31 #
What's the difference between a professional photographer and a 14-inch pizza? ........ The pizza can feed a family of four.
Aug 11, 2018 18:42:08 #
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Aug 12, 2018 15:00:04 #
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