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Jul 11, 2018 00:28:47   #
DJ Mills Loc: Idaho
 
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa .  
'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago..  Red meat is awful.  Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.  Chinese food is loaded with MSG.  High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.  
However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'

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Jul 11, 2018 04:05:09   #
RichardTaylor Loc: Sydney, Australia
 
Love it.

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Jul 11, 2018 04:09:47   #
Leicaflex Loc: Cymru
 

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Jul 11, 2018 04:20:01   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
DJ Mills wrote:
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa .  
'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago..  Red meat is awful.  Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.  Chinese food is loaded with MSG.  High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.  
However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa ... (show quote)



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Jul 11, 2018 07:52:51   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Jul 11, 2018 10:50:49   #
DavidPhares Loc: Chandler, Arizona
 
I just sent this to my niece, who is both a doctor and is getting married in January. I love it!

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Jul 11, 2018 12:17:12   #
DJ Mills Loc: Idaho
 
DavidPhares wrote:
I just sent this to my niece, who is both a doctor and is getting married in January. I love it!

Don't forget to send it to her fiance as well. He might as well know the truth.

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Jul 12, 2018 06:51:43   #
brobill Loc: Fort Worth, Texas ( Haslet)
 
That certainly is the food group that destroys a woman’s sex drive! Guys... don’t let her eat that cake!!!

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Jul 12, 2018 08:48:01   #
DJ Mills Loc: Idaho
 
brobill wrote:
That certainly is the food group that destroys a woman’s sex drive! Guys... don’t let her eat that cake!!!

Why isn't this product banned? Where are the government regulators when you really need them?

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Jul 12, 2018 09:47:00   #
DragonsLady Loc: Los Alamos, NM
 
DJ Mills wrote:
Why isn't this product banned? Where are the government regulators when you really need them?

Because they all ate the cake!

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Jul 12, 2018 11:26:38   #
DJ Mills Loc: Idaho
 
DragonsLady wrote:
Because they all ate the cake!

Is that the same as "drinking the Kool Aid?"

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Jul 12, 2018 11:29:23   #
DragonsLady Loc: Los Alamos, NM
 
DJ Mills wrote:
Is that the same as "drinking the Kool Aid?"

Sort of - drinking the Kool Aid kills faster, Eating the cake just makes you miserable while you wait for the poison to work.

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Jul 12, 2018 11:31:03   #
DJ Mills Loc: Idaho
 
DragonsLady wrote:
Sort of - drinking the Kool Aid kills faster, Eating the cake just makes you miserable while you wait for the poison to work.

I wish I could disagree.

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Jul 12, 2018 11:32:40   #
DragonsLady Loc: Los Alamos, NM
 
DJ Mills wrote:
I wish I could disagree.



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Jul 12, 2018 12:25:21   #
ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
Great!!!

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