dpfoto Loc: Cape Coral, FL

Release them in a muslim mosque.

dodgerm37 Loc: N.E. Ohio

That's not fair-------to the pigs.

dragonfist Loc: Stafford, N.Y.

You are making the assumption that Walmart has an employee that can count? The ones at the check out can't get your change right even when the register tells them what it is.

Architect1776 Loc: In my mind

Let's not get into the weeds about the store name. Could be Target.

PRETENDER Loc: Micanopy,Florida

If we have such a low opinion of politicians ,why do we keep sending the same sobs back in office?

Rich2236 Loc: E. Hampstead, New Hampshire

If it is ok, I will tell you why the people send the same sob's back....

THEY DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER !!! People look at the candidates and do not want to be bothered with reading about all the people running, or what they stand for, so... They see the incumbent and say, "ok, he/she is in office...I don't want to think about anything right now so i will just vote for him/her.

Another thought... The public is just like cattle...you have a lead cow with the bell around his neck, and when the rest of the cows hear the bell, they just follow the leader.

Rich...

gerdog

Very true. Most people don't watch any news regularly, if at all. No time left what with their video games and social media fluff. It doesn't help when the politicians all promise the moon. Case in point was the Bush -- Gore race. Both candidates promised lower taxes and increased spending on education and senior citizen programs. That was after 2 years of balanced budgets, with projections that we could actually pay off the national debt. Voters just threw up their hands, and said, "What does it matter?" Neither side understood that ordinary Americans wanted them to leave things as they were, and pay down that debt.

Nique Loc: Longueuil, Qc, Canada

I see the number 4 every day on TV, in news report.

jaycoffman Loc: San Diego

I like this. Reminds me of when we were kids--we found four abandoned bunnies (mother found flattened by car) so we raised them. We named them Eeny, Meany, Miny and Alexander. Alexander because we didn't want no Mo. (My mother's twisted sense of humor.)

Architect1776 Loc: In my mind

The conservatives have tried.
He is the President.
Problem is the democrats want the same old SOB's in and the RINO's do to.
We are seeing what happens when Americans do stand up to the SOB's and elect an outsider. The democrats, RINO's and fake news freak out.

pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

Here's one I stumbled across a few years ago.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from our local Target.

Dear Mrs. Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store.. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samsel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he would invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called..

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

Architect1776 Loc: In my mind

Yes, oldie but goodie.

gerdog

So, now we know that it was Mr. Samsel who released the pigs at Walmart! Mystery solved!

Tazzy Loc: Tampa area

That is funny

jack schade Loc: La Pine Oregon

Jack