Only in This Stupid World
......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in This Stupid World
.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke..
Only in This Stupid World
.....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..
Only in This Stupid World
......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
our useless junk in the garage.
Only in This Stupid World ..........
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..
Only in This Stupid World .....
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Only in This Stupid World.........
do the Americans pick a goof like Trump to run their country. Wow, what were they thinking?
EVER WONDER
...
Why the sun lightens
our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don't you ever see the
Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is
'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that
Doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made
with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who
Invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of
Day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there
mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah
swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the
needle for lethal injections?
You know that
Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep
shrink when it rains?
Why are they called "apartments"
when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of
Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
too bad you just had to get political. You were doing so well and poof, there you go.
When it got political my eyes automatically shifted to the end. Sad, it was going so well up to then
Bill Munny wrote:
too bad you just had to get political. You were doing so well and poof, there you go.
Politics is just not a safe subject today in a supposedly neutral forum.
kpmac wrote:
Who is Rober De Niro?
He is a guy who smells dog shit and wants to get rid of it.
UTMike wrote:
Politics is just not a safe subject today in a supposedly neutral forum.
Mike, your so called leader is not safe. He is mentally disturbed. When will this world not see or hear this piece of work on TV or radio each and every "f"ing day? I can't stand this asshole. There is a place in hell, for this clown. B^)
If you dont like this stupid world feel free to leave anytime!!!!
usken65 wrote:
If you dont like this stupid world feel free to leave anytime!!!!
I love this world, I hate clowns like you, that adore them.
Feiertag wrote:
Only in This Stupid World .....
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
This one make total sense. It was answered in a book called Freakonomics. They make ALL ATMs with braille because it is cheaper than to make some with and some without, and then you could only use the ones without in drive-ups.
This was really funny stuff but I agree, the Trump/DeNiro comments aren't necessary regardless of which opinion you adhere to.
I try to use the Hog as an escape from politics and skip a thread that goes in that direction but got caught this time.
Just sayin'
Geez, aren’t Robert Di Nero and most of those other people in the audience actors?
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