Truism, Smile you know you have
never miss a chance to pee
never waste a hard on
never trust a fart
there's one more but I forget.
Doddy
Loc: Barnard Castle-England
And some of us haven't learned our lesson..and keep on gambling!!
quagmire wrote:
never miss a chance to pee
never waste a hard on
never trust a fart
there's one more but I forget.
Could the last one be: 'Take at least one nap each day.'
quagmire wrote:
never miss a chance to pee
never waste a hard on
never trust a fart
there's one more but I forget.
That's been MY motto for over going on 375 years now!
BBurns
Loc: South Bay, California
Then there is Chrysler's Disease - The Fart with the Fluid Drive.
Edison Farts Those have a little juice in them!
When I was young, I would travel with my grandmother she always said "never pass up a chance to pee, poo, eat, or get a drink of water." When traveling with my grand kids, I now pass on her words of wisdom.
At this stage in life I can totally relate
Don
and left a skid mark......
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