As I get older, I realize:
1. I talk to myself because I need expert advice
2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud
3. I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off
4. My people skills are just fine, It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work
5. The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it
6. When I was a child, I thought naptime was a punishment, now it's like a mini-vacation
7. The day the world runs out of Budweiser is just too terrible to think about
8. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound
9. "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there
Sounds like an average day for me.
tshift
Loc: Overland Park, KS.
John_F wrote:
As I get older, I realize:
1. I talk to myself because I need expert advice
2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud
3. I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off
4. My people skills are just fine, It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work
5. The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it
6. When I was a child, I thought naptime was a punishment, now it's like a mini-vacation
7. The day the world runs out of Budweiser is just too terrible to think about
8. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound
9. "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there
As I get older, I realize: br br 1. I talk to mys... (
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I shouldn't have looked at this, Damn I relate to all of them.
Thanks
Tom
5 and 9 are mine. Maybe I need to carry a small notebook and pencil in my pocket. But then when I went into the bathroom they'd both fall into the water. Hmmm.
Many a time I have walked into the master bedroom for something and by the time I got there, I have forgotten what it was I wanted. Oh well, guess I had to use the bathroom.
An average day for me also.
10. Not remembering that these were posted within the recent past...
Hal81
Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
I write things down so I wont forget and then cant remember where I put the note. What was this post all about anyway??
tshift
Loc: Overland Park, KS.
Hal81 wrote:
I write things down so I wont forget and then cant remember where I put the note. What was this post all about anyway??
Hal81, I wish I had that problem. I can find the note I made but when I read it my first thought is, what the hell does that mean!!
Tom
For #1 I used to use that I have a cat. Now use, it's the only way I can get an intelligent conversation.
Hal81 wrote:
I write things down so I wont forget and then cant remember where I put the note. What was this post all about anyway??
All my life I've been told I need to get organized, but every time I find a right place for everything, I can't remember which place is the right place for anything. I do far better unorganized.
Very good. I resemble that.
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