HAPPY PI DAY.
Mar 14, 2018 12:51:41 #
Mar 14, 2018 13:09:08 #
Mar 15, 2018 08:12:10 #
Mar 15, 2018 10:39:50 #
Some PI and math jokes
Hey, why you should never talk to pi?
Because he'll go on forever...
Why do teenagers travel in groups of three?
Because they can't even....
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why did the chicken cross the moebius road?
To get to the same side
Parallel lines have so much in common
Too bad they 'll never meet.
Why was the math lecture so long?
Because the teacher kept going on a tangent.
Why math books are so depressing?
Because they are filled with problems.
The roundest knight at Sir Arthur's table was Sir Cumference.
He ate too much pi.
Hey, why you should never talk to pi?
Because he'll go on forever...
Why do teenagers travel in groups of three?
Because they can't even....
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why did the chicken cross the moebius road?
To get to the same side
Parallel lines have so much in common
Too bad they 'll never meet.
Why was the math lecture so long?
Because the teacher kept going on a tangent.
Why math books are so depressing?
Because they are filled with problems.
The roundest knight at Sir Arthur's table was Sir Cumference.
He ate too much pi.
Mar 15, 2018 10:44:16 #
One more...
Two whole numbers go to a restaurant and one asks for a piece of pie.
The other whole number startled says: "Wait, that's not rational !!"
To what the first whole number replied "Well, divide it by two then..."
Two whole numbers go to a restaurant and one asks for a piece of pie.
The other whole number startled says: "Wait, that's not rational !!"
To what the first whole number replied "Well, divide it by two then..."
Mar 15, 2018 11:13:44 #
And,
There are three kinds of mathematicians, those who can count and those that can’t count.
There are three kinds of mathematicians, those who can count and those that can’t count.
Mar 15, 2018 11:34:33 #
There are 10 types of people in the world.
there are 10 types of people in this world:
-- those who understand binary
-- and those who don't
-- and then there is the really smart mathematician who realizes this is in base 3.
there are 10 types of people in this world:
-- those who understand binary
-- and those who don't
-- and then there is the really smart mathematician who realizes this is in base 3.
Mar 18, 2018 17:16:01 #
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?? He worked it out with a pencil.
Mar 19, 2018 13:41:43 #
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