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Mar 8, 2018 10:58:59   #
peterg Loc: Santa Rosa, CA
 
These scammers know what they are doing. The unbelievable text filters out all but the most gullible. Perhaps, all of us should respond with emails of interest. The scammers would be back at square one and wouldn't/couldn't know which responders to attack.

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Mar 8, 2018 11:34:17   #
Beemer
 
Will they take BitCoin?

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Mar 8, 2018 12:26:12   #
cyan Loc: Northern NJ
 
dyximan wrote:
How can it be a scam or untrue it is on the internet, do it has to be true right?



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Mar 8, 2018 13:01:39   #
chazz4623 Loc: Prairieville, La
 
Thanks for a VERY much needed laugh today!!!!

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Mar 8, 2018 13:16:38   #
Rich2236 Loc: E. Hampstead, New Hampshire
 
This is by far the most laughable email I have ever seen. Do these people REALLY think someone will fall for this scam? The absurdity of it is so brilliant. If any of you who respond to this, gets the money, I will gladly accept half....

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

Rich...

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Mar 8, 2018 14:53:10   #
2Dragons Loc: The Back of Beyond
 
Hard to believe, but there are some people naive enough to fall for this scam.

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Mar 8, 2018 15:07:03   #
Menkaure Loc: Michigan
 
I will volunteer to be 'Central Co-oordinator' for this poor soul. You can send me your donation and I will collect the money and when we have all donated the correct amount, I'll send it to them. We all recognize the importance of having a US representative in this endeavor. Cash only please.

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Mar 8, 2018 16:15:55   #
rdgreenwood Loc: Kennett Square, Pennsylvania
 
Menkaure wrote:
I will volunteer to be 'Central Co-oordinator' for this poor soul. You can send me your donation and I will collect the money and when we have all donated the correct amount, I'll send it to them. We all recognize the importance of having a US representative in this endeavor. Cash only please.
Oh, sorry, but my check is already in the mail.

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Mar 8, 2018 17:29:43   #
Chwlo
 
OMG that is hilarious, that person could make a boat load of money writing fiction.

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Mar 8, 2018 17:55:31   #
burkphoto Loc: High Point, NC
 
BBurns wrote:
Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA

Dear Mr. Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include down-payment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
tip@nasrda.gov.ng

http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/
Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home br ... (show quote)


Must be an 8th grade creative writing assignment.

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Mar 8, 2018 19:05:24   #
bluechris Loc: Grapeview, WA
 
Although I was born in Buffalo, New York I grew up in the Philippines. I was 19 when I came back to the U.S.A in 1971. To say I knew of American laws was laughable. I had no idea then that buying foreign lottery tickets was illegal. I ended up falling for the Canadian lottery scam in the 70's until I wised up and realized it was illegal. Unfortunately, it put me on the sucker list which after have lived in 4 states; have followed me over the 40 years since I came back. Needles to say I have seen more variation of the Nigerian scam in all its glory. It has even gone around the globe changing the name of the country, but not the scam. I have gotten the scam from Hong Kong, Canada, Australia, Malaysia etc. This is a new one but the same old scam. I have gotten the Nigerian scam in letters and in email. And as stated in a post there are some people who will fall for this and get dinged a lot of money as they will be liable for any losses. I have gotten thousands of checks in the mail with exactly the same instructions. Put this in the bank and send us the remainder. I took the checks to the bank and asked point blank are these scams and they said yes. They told me directly that I would be liable for thousands of dollars if it were not. I wish I could say I have seen it all, but alas human ingenuity has a way of coming up with new ones.

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Mar 8, 2018 19:13:27   #
PaulG Loc: Western Australia
 
Sounds like a good investment. Nigerians in Space? Now that is funny!

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Mar 8, 2018 23:23:04   #
Mr Bill 2011 Loc: southern Indiana
 
This is so hilarious that it actually may be true; you should e-mail them back with the suggestion that they contact Elon Musk, He may send up a Tesla and a driver to pick him up and bring him home.

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Mar 8, 2018 23:27:17   #
JeffDavidson Loc: Originally Detroit Now Los Angeles
 
A very old scam with a new twist. Has there really been a space station up before 1979, over 39 years ago? NO! Noone has been is space for 14 years. Dates are messed up as well as using avery old scam.

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Mar 9, 2018 18:37:56   #
pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"
 
BBurns wrote:
Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA

Dear Mr. Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include down-payment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
tip@nasrda.gov.ng

http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/
Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home br ... (show quote)


I was going to send money directly to the space station. Does anyone know the zip code?

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