C6Joe
Loc: NorthWestern Nevada
Bert, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them. He was so delighted with his purchase, he decided to wear them home to show the missus. Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
"Notice anything different about me?β
Margaret at age 83 looked him over and replied, "Nope.β
Frustrated , Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new golf shoes. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time,
"Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan response, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.β
Furious, Bert yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW GOLF SHOES!
Without missing a beat, old Margaret replies, "You shoulda bought a new hat."
Sorry, Joe, but that joke was posted five days ago about cowboy boots. It's still on the first page of Chit-Chat.
C6Joe
Loc: NorthWestern Nevada
OOFDA!
Never saw it. Sorry for the dupe!
C6Joe wrote:
OOFDA!
Never saw it. Sorry for the dupe!
Thatβs ok lol you made my day π
Thank you!
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