Short, Sweet & True...... This weeks humor
I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now,
but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep.
If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."
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My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
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A woman asks a man who is traveling with six children, "Are all these kids yours?"
The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints".
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Nominated as the best short joke this year...
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.
Swede
Loc: Trail, BC Canada
Good ones
How close to the Columbia are you?
1/4 of a mile for me.
Swede
I'm glad I wasn't taking a sip of coffee when I read the last one. Would have had a coffee-colored screen.
Is that why a vasectomy is often referred to as brain surgery?
Swede,
I'm at the other end of the state about 3 miles from the Rogue river.
Thinking of spending a couple of days near the Chetco River in February for Steelhead fishing and to see the conflict between the Bankies and Floaters. Should be interesting!
Alex
Some really good ones in there. Can't decide which one I like the best, but it could be the little boy in the bathtub.
DickC
Loc: NE Washington state
Swede wrote:
Good ones
How close to the Columbia are you?
1/4 of a mile for me.
Swede
You got me beat, I'm 9 miles!!
Swede
Loc: Trail, BC Canada
DickC wrote:
You got me beat, I'm 9 miles!!
COOL, do you do any fishing?
Where are you located?
Swede
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