As of a result of Democrat policies, over 60 million Americans have been mercilessly murdered since Roe vs Wade; by comparison the Nazis killed "only" 11 million during the holocaust. The Republicans have started a couple wars that have led to the killing and maiming of thousands of American and foreign soldiers and civilians. Both are evil to the core, including those who vote for such evil candidates. One day soon, each of us will have to present our case to a mighty judge that will not allow any appeal to a liberal court that allows almost anything in the name of "citizen rights". The reality is that only that mighty judge can grant those rights.

I hate to add this to the mix but your comment was so funny it reminded me of this one that went around a few years ago.

Subject: The Gerbil and the Flame

As promised, gives new meaning to the phrase “come on baby light my fire.” At lease he didn’t have ants in his pants!

This was an actual article in the LA Times:
From Associated Press

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah.

“In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil.” Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the severe Burn Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew “Kiki” Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a fleching session had gone seriously wrong.. “I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil in,” he explained. “As usual, Kiki shouted out ‘Armageddon,’ my cue that he’d had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn’t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.” At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. “The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski’s hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil’s fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.” “Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal track.”

Editor’s Notes: Top Ten Scariest Things About This Story

10. “I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum... “
9. “So I peered into the tube...” (I’m sorry, but that’s like looking through a telescope into hell. I’d rather use binoculars to stare at the sun.)
8. That poor gerbil (who obviously suffers from low self esteem) being shot out of the guy’s ass like Rocky the flying Squirrel on Rocky & Bullwinkle.
7. Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched out of someone’s anus. I’m just guessing, but I seriously doubt that said gerbil was springtime fresh after his journey into Kiki;s “tunnel of love.”
6. People walking around with these volcanic-like pockets of gas in their rectums.
5. People who do this kind of thing and then admit what they were doing when taken to the emergency room. Sorry, but I think I would have made up a story about a gang of roving, pyromaniacal, anal sex fiends breaking into my house and sodomizing me with charcoal lighter fluid before admitting the truth. Call me old fashioned, but I just can’t imagine looking at a doctor and saying, “well Doc, it’s like this. You see, we have this gerbil named Raggot and we took this cardboard tube...”
“First and Second degree burns to the anus.” Wouldn’t this make the burning itch and discomfort of hemorrhoids a welcome relief? How does one ever take a healthy dump after something like this? And the smell of a burning anus must be in the top five most horrible scents on the face of God’s green earth.

3. People named “Kiki” which is obviously a Polynesian word for: “Idiotic white men who insert rodents up their butts.”
2. What kind of hospital would hold a press conference on this? 1. This happened in Salt Lake city.
1. What kind of people are those Mormons? I am getting a whole new image of the Osmond Family.

END

I hate to add this to the mix but your comment was so funny it reminded me of this one that went around a few years ago.

Subject: The Gerbil and the Flame

As promised, gives new meaning to the phrase “come on baby light my fire.” At lease he didn’t have ants in his pants!

This was an actual article in the LA Times:
From Associated Press

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah.

“In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil.” Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the severe Burn Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew “Kiki” Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a fleching session had gone seriously wrong.. “I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil in,” he explained. “As usual, Kiki shouted out ‘Armageddon,’ my cue that he’d had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn’t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.” At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. “The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski’s hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil’s fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.” “Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal track.”

Editor’s Notes: Top Ten Scariest Things About This Story

10. “I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum... “
9. “So I peered into the tube...” (I’m sorry, but that’s like looking through a telescope into hell. I’d rather use binoculars to stare at the sun.)
8. That poor gerbil (who obviously suffers from low self esteem) being shot out of the guy’s ass like Rocky the flying Squirrel on Rocky & Bullwinkle.
7. Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched out of someone’s anus. I’m just guessing, but I seriously doubt that said gerbil was springtime fresh after his journey into Kiki;s “tunnel of love.”
6. People walking around with these volcanic-like pockets of gas in their rectums.
5. People who do this kind of thing and then admit what they were doing when taken to the emergency room. Sorry, but I think I would have made up a story about a gang of roving, pyromaniacal, anal sex fiends breaking into my house and sodomizing me with charcoal lighter fluid before admitting the truth. Call me old fashioned, but I just can’t imagine looking at a doctor and saying, “well Doc, it’s like this. You see, we have this gerbil named Raggot and we took this cardboard tube...”
“First and Second degree burns to the anus.” Wouldn’t this make the burning itch and discomfort of hemorrhoids a welcome relief? How does one ever take a healthy dump after something like this? And the smell of a burning anus must be in the top five most horrible scents on the face of God’s green earth.

3. People named “Kiki” which is obviously a Polynesian word for: “Idiotic white men who insert rodents up their butts.”
2. What kind of hospital would hold a press conference on this? 1. This happened in Salt Lake city.
1. What kind of people are those Mormons? I am getting a whole new image of the Osmond Family.

END

As of a result of Democrat policies, over 60 million Americans have been mercilessly murdered since Roe vs Wade; by comparison the Nazis killed "only" 11 million during the holocaust. The Republicans have started a couple wars that have led to the killing and maiming of thousands of American and foreign soldiers and civilians. Both are evil to the core, including those who vote for such evil candidates. One day soon, each of us will have to present our case to a mighty judge that will not allow any appeal to a liberal court that allows almost anything in the name of "citizen rights". The reality is that only that mighty judge can grant those rights.