On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.
The old Indian gave him a potion and, with a grip on his shoulder, warned βThis is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say: '1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."
The man thanked the old Indian, and as he walked away, he turned and asked :
βHow do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say β1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoon full of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said: "1-2 3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and asked: "What was the 1-2-3 for ?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
DeanS
Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
Out of this world!!!
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tjim
Loc: Far Northern California
Now that there is funny!!! Especially for those of us who are....let's say mathematically challenged
Love it! I could have used this joke when teaching writing to my college students.
It's a flawed joke. His wife has to say 1, 2, 3, 4 to debone him and she did said 1, 2, 3; it would not have worked.
Wes
Loc: Dallas
On his 69th birthday his wife said, "I want a guard dog." He went to the pet store to pick one. The owner brought him a chiwawa. He was puzzled until the owner said, "Chiwawa, chair!" The dog shattered the chair. He said, "Chiwawa coffee table!" The coffee table was shattered as well. Great. He took the dog home and told his wife, "I got you a guard dog!"
She asked, "What kind?" "Chiwawa" he said.
"Chiwawa my foot!"
I am so sending that on. Thanks.
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