I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to work.
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like
conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
That doesn't sound all that bad, especially to someone who is nearer the end than the beginning of the current way.
HAHA Love it...TOOOOO funny
OH....
I'm going to steal it....just letting ya know...
Better than re-incarnation!
You need to check out "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" the short story by F. Scott Fitzgerald or see the movie starring Brad Pitt. You just re-capped the plot.
usnpilot wrote:
I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks
There were two Star Trek episodes similar to that - without the orgasm.
Madman
Loc: Gulf Coast, Florida USA
If you can figure out how to make that happen, please share your knowledge. I think many of us would like to give that a try.
The movie mentioned earlier (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button) covered that scenario very well. If you haven't seen, I'd suggest that you would enjoy it.
Excellent spin on life thanks for sharing saying hello Pittsburgh.
BBurns
Loc: South Bay, California
Two old buddies are talking and one says,
"I just read this morning that Elks orgasm for 30 minutes." His friend jumps up and says,
"Damn, and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"
Such an event would be nice but what happens to you if you die prematurely? Car crash and your decapitated, squashed under a bus, jumped off a cliff;how do you reverse the event? How do you get back up the cliff or healed instantaneously, or reinflated, or your head replaced? What is worse whose vagina do you come out of? lol
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