A priest and a bus driver are at the gates of Heaven at the same time. St Peter looks at the bus driver and says, well done my son welcome to heaven. You see that tallest mountain, with that most wonderful mansion over looking the valley. That's yours forever go now. The bus driver is very happy and thanks St Peter. The priest is thinking boy if a bus driver gets that I wonder what I will get.
Then St Peter looks at the priest and says well done my son, welcome to Heaven. You see that small cottage at the bottom of the valley. That's yours now forever go now. The priest has he's feelings hurt and does not understand. So he asks St Peter how come a bus driver gets a mansion on top of a mountain overlooking the valley and me a priest gets a small cottage at the bottom of the valley. St Peter says my son when you preached people fell asleep, when the bus driver drove people prayed
Bloke
Loc: Waynesboro, Pennsylvania
"Lord, help me to die in my sleep, like my grandfather...
Not screaming in terror like his passengers!"
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