joke - it gave me a laugh
Jan 26, 2017 22:37:29 #
A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the
horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, “ Sorry son, but I
have some bad news, the horse died. ”
Donald replied, “ Well, then just give me my money back. ”
The farmer said, “ Can ’ t do that. I went and spent it already. ”
Donald said, “ OK, then, just bring me the dead horse. ”
The farmer asked, “ What ya gonna do with him? ”
Donald said, “ I’m going to raffle him off. ”
The farmer said, “ You can’t raffle off a dead horse! ”
Donald said, “ Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead. ”
A month later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, “ What happened with that dead horse? ”
Donald said, “ I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars apiece and made a profit of $2,495. ”
The farmer said, “ Didn’t anyone complain? ”
Donald said, “ Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back. ”
Donald just moved into the White House.
horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, “ Sorry son, but I
have some bad news, the horse died. ”
Donald replied, “ Well, then just give me my money back. ”
The farmer said, “ Can ’ t do that. I went and spent it already. ”
Donald said, “ OK, then, just bring me the dead horse. ”
The farmer asked, “ What ya gonna do with him? ”
Donald said, “ I’m going to raffle him off. ”
The farmer said, “ You can’t raffle off a dead horse! ”
Donald said, “ Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead. ”
A month later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, “ What happened with that dead horse? ”
Donald said, “ I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars apiece and made a profit of $2,495. ”
The farmer said, “ Didn’t anyone complain? ”
Donald said, “ Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back. ”
Donald just moved into the White House.
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PaulG wrote:
A young man named Donald bought a horse from a far... (show quote)
Ancient joke just different name.
Jan 27, 2017 08:48:47 #
Jan 27, 2017 10:22:03 #
jamitjim73
Loc: Franklin,Tn.
Now everyone should understand why we want and need a business man in the White House.
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