TARD SYNDROME
Dec 23, 2016 08:17:31 #
(Stolen from someone who stole it from someone else.)
Are You Suffering From 'TARD'?
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD) is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.
Sufferers of TARD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme sadness.
People with TARD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed.
TARD is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence.
According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms:
- Telling others they are moving to Canada
- Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College
- Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of
- Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”
- Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative
- Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and actually some sort of Hitler persona
Causes and Mechanisms:
TARD was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America.
For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
Diagnosis:
Diagnosis of TARD is straightforward.
Ask the patient if Donald Trump is going to be the Next President of the United States of America.
Some patients will become agitated, and may attempt to deflect.
It’s critical you press them on the issue, even if they start babbling about ‘muh triggers’.
A sufferer of TARD will begin to ramble incoherently, often displaying three or more of the symptoms within a short period of time.
Treatment:
The only known effective treatment is exposure therapy.
The patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a Make America Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it.
Each exposure should increase in length, after a week the patient should be encouraged to be seen in public wearing the MAGA hat.
Coach the patient to refer to Donald Trump as President-Elect Trump.
Patients with TARD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups.
Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality.
Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TARD, urge them to seek treatment.
Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again!
Are You Suffering From 'TARD'?
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD) is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.
Sufferers of TARD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme sadness.
People with TARD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed.
TARD is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence.
According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms:
- Telling others they are moving to Canada
- Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College
- Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of
- Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”
- Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative
- Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and actually some sort of Hitler persona
Causes and Mechanisms:
TARD was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America.
For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
Diagnosis:
Diagnosis of TARD is straightforward.
Ask the patient if Donald Trump is going to be the Next President of the United States of America.
Some patients will become agitated, and may attempt to deflect.
It’s critical you press them on the issue, even if they start babbling about ‘muh triggers’.
A sufferer of TARD will begin to ramble incoherently, often displaying three or more of the symptoms within a short period of time.
Treatment:
The only known effective treatment is exposure therapy.
The patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a Make America Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it.
Each exposure should increase in length, after a week the patient should be encouraged to be seen in public wearing the MAGA hat.
Coach the patient to refer to Donald Trump as President-Elect Trump.
Patients with TARD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups.
Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality.
Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TARD, urge them to seek treatment.
Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again!
Dec 23, 2016 08:31:03 #
Dec 23, 2016 08:40:27 #
Pretty much identifies each and every left wing nut infesting the attic.
Dec 23, 2016 08:53:14 #
[quote=DerBiermeister
............Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again!
************
We are going to have to wait at least 4 years to start this process!!!!
............Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again!
************
We are going to have to wait at least 4 years to start this process!!!!
Dec 23, 2016 09:25:35 #
I think I will whip this out at least once a month just for the fun of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTOgqEY_BJs#
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTOgqEY_BJs#
Dec 23, 2016 09:53:56 #
We are going to have to wait at least 8 years to start this process!!!!
There, fixed it for ya frosty!
There, fixed it for ya frosty!
Dec 23, 2016 10:02:20 #
DerBiermeister wrote:
I think I will whip this out at least once a month just for the fun of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTOgqEY_BJs#
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTOgqEY_BJs#
I think you should whip it out daily just to remind our libby friends
just how wrong they were.Dec 23, 2016 10:04:45 #
Is Tard syndrome similar to TARDIS syndrome? I keep trying to convince women it will seem a lot bigger inside. With woefully limited successes I might add.
Dec 23, 2016 10:20:03 #
Jakebrake wrote:
Pretty much identifies each and every left wing nut infesting the attic.
As the worms ate into their brains ….
It is a great song by Pink Floyd about common core.
Dec 23, 2016 10:21:23 #
BigBear wrote:
As the worms ate into their brains ….
It is a great song by Pink Floyd about common core.
It is a great song by Pink Floyd about common core.
Exactly!
Dec 23, 2016 11:19:12 #
Dec 24, 2016 10:32:23 #
rfmaude41
Loc: Lancaster, Texas (DFW area)
[quote=Frosty][quote=DerBiermeister
............Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again!
************
We are going to have to wait at least 4 years to start this process!!!![/quote]
Well here's just another IDIOT infected with TARD. You sound like an ABSOLUTE IMBECILE, you MORON.....
............Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again!
************
We are going to have to wait at least 4 years to start this process!!!![/quote]
Well here's just another IDIOT infected with TARD. You sound like an ABSOLUTE IMBECILE, you MORON.....
Dec 24, 2016 11:54:37 #
Dec 24, 2016 14:33:14 #
rfmaude41 wrote:
Well here's just another IDIOT infected with TARD. You sound like an ABSOLUTE IMBECILE, you MORON.....
I love it when a cause a way out right winger to come completely unhinged and blow a gasket. I can just imagine the steam coming out of both ears and nostrils while spouting childish insults ........and as usual, not a word about the subject........Classic winger response.
Maybe the democrats will get a chance to start repairing the republican damage in two years when they take over the Senate and the House.
Dec 24, 2016 14:39:18 #
Frosty wrote:
I love it when a cause a way out right winger to come completely unhinged and blow a gasket. I can just imagine the steam coming out of both ears and nostrils while spouting childish insults ........and as usual, not a word about the subject........Classic winger response.
Maybe the democrats will get a chance to start repairing the republican damage in two years when they take over the Senate and the House.
Maybe the democrats will get a chance to start repairing the republican damage in two years when they take over the Senate and the House.
Retaking the Senate? Surely you jest! I think you need to look at Tward, dljen, green, richard-sports and dirt, and their pathetic, insinuating and insulting post's to truly see 'unhinged'!
MERRY CHRISTMAS Frosty!
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