Pub joke
Nov 29, 2016 12:18:38 #
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the
railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied
to
the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free
and
took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored
big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything,
me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno........................................ .... ........
Never found the head.
"What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the
railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied
to
the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free
and
took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored
big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything,
me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno........................................ .... ........
Never found the head.
Nov 29, 2016 14:04:35 #
Nov 29, 2016 17:28:19 #
Nov 30, 2016 02:22:43 #
First GROANER of the week. Prize is the same as last weeks, and the weeks before- ain't one 
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