Seenager
Nov 25, 2016 09:41:33 #
Seenager…
I am a Seenager.
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later…
I don’t have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don’t have a curfew.
I have a driver’s license and my own car.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
And I don’t have acne.
Life is great.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”.
I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.
The biggest lie I tell myself is…"I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
I don't have grey hair; I have "wisdom highlights."
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
I am a Seenager.
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later…
I don’t have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don’t have a curfew.
I have a driver’s license and my own car.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
And I don’t have acne.
Life is great.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”.
I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.
The biggest lie I tell myself is…"I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
I don't have grey hair; I have "wisdom highlights."
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
Nov 25, 2016 09:56:49 #
Nov 25, 2016 10:08:29 #
????? I don't remember what I was going to post.........
Vern... (I do remember my name)
Vern... (I do remember my name)
Nov 25, 2016 13:33:56 #
Nov 25, 2016 14:06:33 #
Nov 26, 2016 06:23:38 #
Nov 26, 2016 08:10:35 #
This sounds familiar, but I can't remember where I heard it before. :D
Nov 26, 2016 08:11:18 #
Vern49 wrote:
????? I don't remember what I was going to post.........
Vern... (I do remember my name)
Vern... (I do remember my name)
At least you posted it. I've written replies but forgot to post them.
Nov 26, 2016 14:06:54 #
There is nothing wrong with my memory. I just need a new search engine.
Nov 28, 2016 18:38:04 #
Nov 28, 2016 18:49:37 #
I don't need a new search engine... there is nothing wrong with the old one...
However... I don't remember much about the old one...........
Vern...
However... I don't remember much about the old one...........
Vern...
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