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Elderly Couple Texting
Oct 14, 2016 12:26:39   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
Here's something for all the romantics:

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their new smart phones. The wife was a romantic type while the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message. She wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears…….. I love you."

The husband texted back to her:

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise.”

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Oct 14, 2016 13:12:00   #
Rob909 Loc: Orland, Ca.
 
Hilarious! That would be me and my wife.

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Oct 14, 2016 13:12:48   #
WayneT Loc: Paris, TN
 
Good one.

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Oct 15, 2016 06:09:39   #
Charmdragon Loc: Plymouth, Massachusetts
 

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Oct 15, 2016 07:54:19   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
BBurns wrote:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise.”


Spoiled the mood!

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Oct 15, 2016 08:42:28   #
threedeers Loc: Northern Illinois
 
Charmdragon wrote:


Better yet, Soiled the mood!

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Oct 15, 2016 09:16:20   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
threedeers wrote:
Better yet, Soiled the mood!



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Oct 15, 2016 11:03:35   #
Fleckjohn65 Loc: Ajax Ontario Canada
 
I am curious. What did he send her!!!
Thanks for the laugh.

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Oct 15, 2016 12:34:20   #
shangyrhee Loc: Nashville TN to Sacramento CA
 
Great one !!! I am going to send it to my friends who are in exactly same situation. Shang

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Oct 15, 2016 12:34:24   #
shangyrhee Loc: Nashville TN to Sacramento CA
 
Great one !!! I am going to send it to my friends who are in exactly same situation. Shang

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Oct 15, 2016 14:16:36   #
whitewolfowner
 
BBurns wrote:
Here's something for all the romantics:

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their new smart phones. The wife was a romantic type while the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message. She wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears…….. I love you."

The husband texted back to her:

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise.”
Here's something for all the romantics: br br An ... (show quote)



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Oct 15, 2016 16:37:04   #
Architect1776 Loc: In my mind
 
BBurns wrote:
Here's something for all the romantics:

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their new smart phones. The wife was a romantic type while the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message. She wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears…….. I love you."

The husband texted back to her:

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise.”
Here's something for all the romantics: br br An ... (show quote)



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