Blonde joke.
Two blonds were talking, one of them was very
pregnant, the other said "are you sure it's yours".
An attractive blonde speeding down the road in her little red sports car was pulled over by a police car driven by an equally attractive blonde policewoman. Officer Blonde asked to see Ms. Blonde's driver license; she dug futilely through her purse looking for it, getting progressively agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked in frustration. "Well," the policewoman replied, "it's square and it has your picture on it." Ms. Blonde just then found a small square mirror in her purse, looked at it and said "Here it is!" while handing it to Officer Blonde, who then looked at it and handed it back, saying "OK, you can go; I didn't know you were a cop."
sjb3 wrote:
An attractive blonde speeding down the road in her little red sports car was pulled over by a police car driven by an equally attractive blonde policewoman. Officer Blonde asked to see Ms. Blonde's driver license; she dug futilely through her purse looking for it, getting progressively agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked in frustration. "Well," the policewoman replied, "it's square and it has your picture on it." Ms. Blonde just then found a small square mirror in her purse, looked at it and said "Here it is!" while handing it to Officer Blonde, who then looked at it and handed it back, saying "OK, you can go; I didn't know you were a cop."
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Lol heard before still funny
sjb3 wrote:
An attractive blonde speeding down the road in her little red sports car was pulled over by a police car driven by an equally attractive blonde policewoman. Officer Blonde asked to see Ms. Blonde's driver license; she dug futilely through her purse looking for it, getting progressively agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked in frustration. "Well," the policewoman replied, "it's square and it has your picture on it." Ms. Blonde just then found a small square mirror in her purse, looked at it and said "Here it is!" while handing it to Officer Blonde, who then looked at it and handed it back, saying "OK, you can go; I didn't know you were a cop."
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I told a blond "I've slept with a Brazilian", she said
Oh my god, how many is a brazillion?
Now that is funny..........
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