Madman Loc: Gulf Coast, Florida USA

A sign in a shoe repair store:

"We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you."


Sign over a Gynecologist's office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


At a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."


Sign on a Septic Tank Truck:

"Yesterdays Meals on Wheels."


At an Optometrist's office:

"If you don't see what you are looking for, You've come to the right place."


On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."


Another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip, call your plumber.


At a Tire shop:

"Invite us to your next blowout."


In a Non-Smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."


On a Maternity Room door:

"Push, Push, Push."


On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."


At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."


Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


In a Veterinarian's office:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


At the Electric Company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted!"


On a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."


In front of a Funeral Home:

"Drive Carefully. We'll Wait."


At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank Heaven for Little Grills."


At a Radiator Shop:

Best Place in Town to take a leak."


And the best sign for last...:

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

"CAUTION: This Truck is full of Political Promises."

Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.

Also I seen this on the back of a Septic Tank Truck... "Stool Bus"

Madman Loc: Gulf Coast, Florida USA

Good one! I went to junior high with a guy whose father owned a Septic Tank pumping service. the sign on the back of his trucks read: "You make it, We take it."

Thanks for looking in and commenting.

sleepydrdr Loc: Chattanooga, TN

NealB Loc: Lowell Indiana

We have a plumbing service that has "Turd Burglar" on his truck.

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

FrankR Loc: NYC

Saw a list of signs in English taken from foreign hotels and some stuck with me From a ski hotel in Austria - "Not to perambulate the halls in boots of ascension during hours of repose." From Tokyo - "You are welcome to take advantage of the concierge and chamber maid for all your needs" And at the tourist desk in a Moscow hotel - "Visit the cemetery where famous Russian authors and poets are buried every day except Thursday." But the best signs I ever saw were in L.A. and NYC. The one in L.A. said, "LIVE NUDES." You wonder why they chose to be so specific, but then again, it was L. A. The one here which still cracks me up read, "Ears pierced while you wait." Is there an option?

drivered Loc: Capital District, NY

All good ones :o)

John_F Loc: Minneapolis, MN

Most of these and many more were once taped up on a wall in my health clinic. I have a copy of them all.

boberic Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander

My fave--- We're number 1 in number 2. Landscape business- Green side up. Favorite hospital signs--- Fire Door Must remain closed at all times.. Fave sign in the NICU no children allowed. Absolute best sign ever-- During the cold war nuclear scare when we hid unfer our desks There were huge white signs on all the bridges in the NY city area that had red lettering that said IN CASE OF AIR RAID DRIVE OFF BRIDGE.

Wenonah Loc: Winona, MN

Like this?

jack schade Loc: La Pine Oregon

Great stuff. Thank you.

Jack

Madman Loc: Gulf Coast, Florida USA

Winona, love your photo.

Wenonah Loc: Winona, MN

How is that you know the Winona spelling.

ab7rn Loc: Portland, Oregon

When I was a lad, the local car shop had a sign that read "The next time you have a blow-out, invite us to your flat."