hPeter walks into his favorite pub and announces his wife just delivered a healthy baby boy. "C'mon mate, lets buy you a beer to celebrate" says the locals sitting at a table. The waitress comes over to take his order and asks "How's the wife doing"? "Fine. everything is Good". "So, how much does the baby weigh asks the waitress"?
TWENTY FIVE POUNDS says Peter.
A month later, same pub, Peter walks in and again the locals invite him over to their table for a beer. Same waitress appears and asks "how's the wife doing"? "Fine" says Peter.
"How much does the bay weigh now" asks the waitress.
Peter replies "EIGHTEEN POUNDS". The waitress is astounded and asks "how can that be"?
Peter replies " HAD HIM CIRCUMSIZED"
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