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" Bear removal 101 "
Mar 3, 2016 03:55:12 #
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's
an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says
he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a
baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof,
then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof
with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull
is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.
The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him
in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's
an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says
he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a
baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof,
then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof
with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull
is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.
The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him
in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.
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mullumby wrote:
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his r... (show quote)
Yup, it's always a good idea to have a fall back plan.
--Bob
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Mar 4, 2016 13:46:18 #
jaycoffman
Loc: San Diego
mullumby wrote:
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his r... (show quote)
OK, now I'm laughing like the kid who heard what it's like to be old.
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