bodacious wrote:
Dog Free to good home.
Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore,
as there are no more drug dealers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the
neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew Jethro
only by his Chinese street name,
Ho Lee Schitt.
I might be interested in purchasing your pooch. Just one question; does he eat liberals?