A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.
"Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!"
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know,...a little peace and quiet?"
"Yeah. But today is the last day!"
Very funny.
Thank you for the laugh.
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jkm757 wrote:
A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.
"Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!"
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know,...a little peace and quiet?"
"Yeah. But today is the last day!"
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Maybe she can visit her mother.
OMG. Yet another chance to start my Saturday with a major laugh. Thank you for that.
Good one.
Reminds me of an old joke about an adult education teacher asking his class about their sex lives. First question
was how many had sex at least once a night, a few raised
their hands, how about once a week, a few hands went up,
how about once a month, the majority went up, how about
once in six months, nobody raised their hands, how about
once a year, this guy in the back was all excited and waving
his arm wildly saying me, me, me. The teacher asked him,
if you only get it once a year why are you so happy.
The guy blurted out, because tonight is the night.
Earnest, I don't mind you adding a joke to my thread, but did you have to make it about my sex life? Man that's cold.
Sorry JKM, I just couldn't resist, the joke was just meant to
be told, I didn't know it was going to hit to close to home.
jkm757 wrote:
Earnest, I don't mind you adding a joke to my thread, but did you have to make it about my sex life? Man that's cold.
Ebbotte,
Heck, I thought that they all were braggarts! :oops: :cry: :cry:
jkm757 wrote:
A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.
"Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!"
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know,...a little peace and quiet?"
"Yeah. But today is the last day!"
:thumbup: :thumbup: Good One 8-)
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