The moral of the story is......
May 8, 2015 00:57:05 #
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
---The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left.
"Janie, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops........
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens, 'said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story'?"
...."Don't Screw with Mommy when she's been drinking."
---The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left.
"Janie, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops........
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens, 'said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story'?"
...."Don't Screw with Mommy when she's been drinking."
May 8, 2015 12:41:44 #
May 9, 2015 10:03:46 #
In the "56" era there was a company of female pilots stationed at Camp Pendleton Marine Base. . . .
They showed up in Ocean Side CA. one weekend.... at a beach party....
I didn't think I'd make it thru the night!!!
They showed up in Ocean Side CA. one weekend.... at a beach party....
I didn't think I'd make it thru the night!!!
May 9, 2015 11:09:02 #
BatManPete wrote:
In the "56" era there was a company of female pilots stationed at Camp Pendleton Marine Base. . . .
They showed up in Ocean Side CA. one weekend.... at a beach party....
I didn't think I'd make it thru the night!!!
They showed up in Ocean Side CA. one weekend.... at a beach party....
I didn't think I'd make it thru the night!!!
You were one of the lucky ones, Pete. I remember leaving my wife's dorm one night (back when they had curfews) and they had a fire drill. They all came out in their curlers, robes, nighties, etc. Nothing really to see but it was a sight.
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