Not a good joke on the whole page
Apr 23, 2015 19:18:53 #
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Apr 23, 2015 19:39:10 #
Texcaster wrote:
Humor from Papua New Guinea circa 1950, airport art. Suits the attic.
Ha
Apr 23, 2015 19:56:50 #
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pbearperry wrote:
There are a few people who post every day in the Attic.To me they are jokes.
There are a few people who post every day in the Attic.To me they are jokes.
SteveR wrote:
Very good. Miserable, misinformed, and misguided. They're like the Three Blind Mice.
I especially enjoy the irreligious who expound upon religion.
I especially enjoy the irreligious who expound upon religion.
I especially like the religious who expound upon their religion and upon those whom they believe to be "irreligious."
Apr 23, 2015 20:55:03 #
Apr 24, 2015 03:20:06 #
SteveR wrote:
The Attic has gone to the birds. Once the split was made all the good jokes dried up.
May not be a "good" joke but- two old ladies were sitting on a bench in the park when a streaker run past, one had a stroke the other just missed.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"
Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of the universe?" Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, "Tell me who is our lord and savior?" Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" Joe poked Josey again and she shouted, "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll snap it in half and stick it up your ass!
A drunk man asks a passerby if there is a brothel nearby. He is told yes there is it's the last house on the left. The drunk staggers down the road and lurches across the road into the last house on the right which is a chiropodist. He goes in and the receptionist tells him to go into room and get ready. A very attractive lady goes in and screams when she finds him naked and sitting there with an erection, "I was expecting a foot" she said. The drunk said " hell, we're not going going to quibble over three inches are we!"
Apr 24, 2015 06:34:29 #
I like the second one best, taff, and I'm still trying to figure out the first one. Finally we've got some jokes going.
Apr 27, 2015 04:20:23 #
SteveR wrote:
I like the second one best, taff, and I'm still trying to figure out the first one. Finally we've got some jokes going.
stroke; an act of moving one's hand or an object across a surface, applying gentle pressure. :oops:
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