Apology
Apr 25, 2015 20:08:09 #
I am sorry that I have not been very responsive lately to your emails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my Doctors informed me that I have an acute case of PIST-AWF.
For those of you who do not know what PIST-AWF is; PIST-AWF is a Newly Defined Disease that is Found to be Widespread and Highly Contagious.
January, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC have released a statement this month disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a persons entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been deemed "Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue" (PIST-AWF).
Symptoms include:
* Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing our President pandering to Muslim terrorists.
* Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the OReilly factor.
* Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.
* Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing Muslims murdering innocent people.
* Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.
* Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself.
The official designation for "Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue" is PIST-AWF. If you feel you are PIST-AWF, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected the cure will be available in November of 2016.
Yes, I am PIST-AWF.
For those of you who do not know what PIST-AWF is; PIST-AWF is a Newly Defined Disease that is Found to be Widespread and Highly Contagious.
January, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC have released a statement this month disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a persons entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been deemed "Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue" (PIST-AWF).
Symptoms include:
* Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing our President pandering to Muslim terrorists.
* Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the OReilly factor.
* Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.
* Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing Muslims murdering innocent people.
* Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.
* Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself.
The official designation for "Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue" is PIST-AWF. If you feel you are PIST-AWF, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected the cure will be available in November of 2016.
Yes, I am PIST-AWF.
Apr 25, 2015 20:19:25 #
Apr 25, 2015 20:20:53 #
Jakebrake wrote:
I am sorry that I have not been very responsive la... (show quote)
Damn Jake, I believe that you have infected us all. Shoulda given us a heads up. :lol: :lol:
Apr 25, 2015 20:29:22 #
user47602
Loc: ip 304.0.0.33.32
bcheary wrote:
Damn Jake, I believe that you have infected us all. Shoulda given us a heads up. :lol: :lol:
stay out of the circle jerks that Jake's in.
Apr 25, 2015 20:39:33 #
user47602 wrote:
stay out of the circle jerks that Jake's in.
Spoken like a true "pivot man"!
Apr 25, 2015 22:32:59 #
Great! Now I can file for disability benefits! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Apr 25, 2015 23:44:50 #
warwoman wrote:
Spoken like a true "pivot man"!
Or "pivot woman," the jury's still out on useless. ;)
Apr 26, 2015 09:34:31 #
Apr 26, 2015 10:26:18 #
user47602 wrote:
stay out of the circle jerks that Jake's in.
circle jerks those are for LUSER & ole sarge & rixie//
Apr 26, 2015 10:45:46 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
Jakebrake wrote:
I am sorry that I have not been very responsive la... (show quote)
I would recommend a good serving of Pinot Noir, or similar. While it's not a cure, it will offer some relief.
Apr 26, 2015 11:20:06 #
NeilL wrote:
I would recommend a good serving of Pinot Noir, or similar. While it's not a cure, it will offer some relief.
A half dozen Budweiser's gives some relief as well! :lol:
Apr 26, 2015 12:49:14 #
Jakebrake wrote:
A half dozen Budweiser's gives some relief as well! :lol:
Damn Jake, I knew it had to happen sooner or later we are apart on this. Miller for me! :thumbup: :-D
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