Ole Rover
Apr 21, 2015 20:07:16 #
Ole Rover
A third grade teacher happened to look out the window of her class room and there were two dogs hung up doing what dogs do. She turned to the class and said, who's do those dogs belong to? Little Johnny in the back of the room held up his hand and the teacher said get out there and break them up immediately. It seemed to the teacher that little Johnny no more than left the room and he was back again. The teacher said, did you break those dogs up like I told you to do? Johnny answered yes teacher. She then said just how did you do that so fast to which Johnny replied, shucks teacher, that weren't nothing that was ole Rover. I just grabbed him by the tail and lifted his rear end off the ground a little and stuck my finger in his butt. You see he really can dish it out but he sure as hell can't take it!
A third grade teacher happened to look out the window of her class room and there were two dogs hung up doing what dogs do. She turned to the class and said, who's do those dogs belong to? Little Johnny in the back of the room held up his hand and the teacher said get out there and break them up immediately. It seemed to the teacher that little Johnny no more than left the room and he was back again. The teacher said, did you break those dogs up like I told you to do? Johnny answered yes teacher. She then said just how did you do that so fast to which Johnny replied, shucks teacher, that weren't nothing that was ole Rover. I just grabbed him by the tail and lifted his rear end off the ground a little and stuck my finger in his butt. You see he really can dish it out but he sure as hell can't take it!
Apr 21, 2015 20:36:19 #
Little Billy came to school late every day. The teacher told him one more time and Ill have your mom & dad in here to give them a talking to. The very next Billy was late again. Teacher says that will be your last time. But Billy says but teacher my dog got hit in the ass by a truck. BILLY you should never use that word. You should say rectum. Bills replied, Wrecked him! It killed him.
Apr 24, 2015 05:19:34 #
Hal81 wrote:
lol You're dating yourself with that one, Hal. I thought the punch line was going to be "My dog got hit in the ass by a rectum."Little Billy came to school late every day. The teacher told him one more time and Ill have your mom & dad in here to give them a talking to. The very next Billy was late again. Teacher says that will be your last time. But Billy says but teacher my dog got hit in the ass by a truck. BILLY you should never use that word. You should say rectum. Bills replied, Wrecked him! It killed him.
First day of school teacher asks students to stand and state their name.
Youngster stands and says "Asshole". Teacher replies "What?"
My name is Asshole". Teacher instructs student to immediately leave the room and go home.
Asshole looks over to his brother on his way out the door and says "Come on Chicken Shit, she won't believe you either!"
circa 1959
Apr 24, 2015 11:48:43 #
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