A joke from the land of Oz
Feb 5, 2015 12:26:15 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: This one is for Dook. :mrgreen:
Subject: Bruce's Story
To:
A small boy named Bruce lived in a suburb of Sydney, Australia.
None of his classmates liked him cause of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "Youre driving me mad Bruce".
One day Bruce 's mum came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mum honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.
The mum was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Sydney, relocating to Newcastle.
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform.
Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her.
She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died.
The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around he saw our friend Bruce, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner!
Don't tell me you thought Bruce became a heart-surgeon?
:mrgreen:
Subject: Bruce's Story
To:
A small boy named Bruce lived in a suburb of Sydney, Australia.
None of his classmates liked him cause of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "Youre driving me mad Bruce".
One day Bruce 's mum came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mum honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.
The mum was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Sydney, relocating to Newcastle.
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform.
Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her.
She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died.
The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around he saw our friend Bruce, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner!
Don't tell me you thought Bruce became a heart-surgeon?
:mrgreen:
Feb 5, 2015 12:37:32 #
bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: This one is... (show quote)
:roll: :lol: You had me on that one.
Feb 5, 2015 13:07:48 #
Feb 5, 2015 13:10:04 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
Nahhhhh. I don't believe in fairy-tales. (Actually you got me on that one.)
Feb 5, 2015 15:04:27 #
Feb 5, 2015 17:26:34 #
pounder35 wrote:
:roll: :lol: You had me on that one.
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 5, 2015 17:27:35 #
rolf wrote:
Got me on that one. :thumbup: :thumbup:
I'm on a roll, two (Pounder & you) in a row. :-D :-D
Feb 5, 2015 17:28:10 #
NeilL wrote:
Nahhhhh. I don't believe in fairy-tales. (Actually you got me on that one.)
Damn. That's three in a row. :lol: :lol:
Feb 5, 2015 17:29:03 #
DOOK wrote:
Ha ha, good one, Brian. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Thanks Earl. I figured you would get a chuckle out of that. :lol: :lol:
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Feb 6, 2015 18:58:19 #
morris cowley
Loc: australia
Sorry I did not get this as a joke. A cleaner in surgery? I will give you one more try Neville
Feb 6, 2015 19:08:23 #
morris cowley wrote:
Sorry I did not get this as a joke. A cleaner in surgery? I will give you one more try Neville
:?: :?: Who is Neville :?:
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