Mary Clancy approaches Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.

He says, " So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"

She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news . My husband passed away last night."

The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"

She says, "That he did, Father."

The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"

She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'


Here is another wee rib tickler, for this fine Irish day:

Remember, when Irish eyes are smiling,
They are usually up to something!

Since is it snowing here, we are staying in. Best that way, as I can have all the Guiness and Bushmills that I want right here with my dog. . .who always laughs at my Irish jokes, and my funny green hat!