another joke of the year
Jan 11, 2015 12:58:25 #
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies, " Since Obama took over , the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies, " Since Obama took over , the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
Jan 11, 2015 13:07:34 #
Budnjax wrote:
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin a... (show quote)
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Jan 11, 2015 13:11:07 #
Budnjax wrote:
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin a... (show quote)
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Jan 11, 2015 13:25:59 #
Jan 12, 2015 06:30:28 #
Jan 12, 2015 07:24:18 #
Jan 12, 2015 10:08:33 #
exakta56
Loc: Orford,New Hampshire
I can certainly see why you would think our president is an 'A-hole' if you thought that Bush was a great leader. Maybe Sarah Palin will run in the next election and you can vote for her and restore the country. By the way, should you be interested, Forbes magazine's review of Obama's contributions may give you reason to reexamine your vitriol.
Jan 12, 2015 10:32:07 #
Grand
Loc: Lebanon, Pa
He is destroying this country...did u hear the news this morning, about Paris, not showing his chicken face...cause he's one of them...take that n eat it.
Jan 12, 2015 10:41:00 #
Good one , But America voted for him, Like they will Hillary. Call will Be Free with care package.LOL
Jan 12, 2015 11:26:26 #
bookman
Loc: Southeast Michigan
Budnjax wrote:
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin a... (show quote)
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Jan 12, 2015 14:13:15 #
I am not a part of the l/r liars Clinton, bush 1 ,bush 2 ,
Barry Soetoro supporter of terrorist Bill Aires. They are all working for the same Global Bankers. I sit out those Phonies. I only vote when there is a tyue patriot which is far few. I don't run around waving a little madew in China
flag.When Coroporations can move offices overseas operate in the US and pay no tax, They are crooked.
Barry Soetoro supporter of terrorist Bill Aires. They are all working for the same Global Bankers. I sit out those Phonies. I only vote when there is a tyue patriot which is far few. I don't run around waving a little madew in China
flag.When Coroporations can move offices overseas operate in the US and pay no tax, They are crooked.
Jan 12, 2015 14:45:11 #
I always vote for the Libertarian. That way no matter how poor of a president the winner eventually becomes, I can always say "I didn't vote for that bum!"
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Jan 12, 2015 20:41:29 #
Jan 12, 2015 23:29:32 #
exakta56 wrote:
I can certainly see why you would think our president is an 'A-hole' if you thought that Bush was a great leader. Maybe Sarah Palin will run in the next election and you can vote for her and restore the country. By the way, should you be interested, Forbes magazine's review of Obama's contributions may give you reason to reexamine your vitriol.
I just love the way Sarah Palin can make liberals get their panties in a twist. Too funny, I just relish the way she upsets the low information demographic. :thumbup:
Jan 12, 2015 23:31:13 #
Grand wrote:
He is destroying this country...did u hear the news this morning, about Paris, not showing his chicken face...cause he's one of them...take that n eat it.
Yep, the jug eared clown has once again embarrassed us as a country. It is no wonder why the other nations leaders hold him in such disdain.
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