Three macho mice are sitting at a bar discussing just how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says:
"I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The second mouse slams a shot and says: "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and turns to walk away.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" ask his friends.
The third mouse stops and replies: "It's time to be going home to shag that cat."
Doddy
Loc: Barnard Castle-England
That's a cracker Bob..lol.
Luggerbugs wrote:
Three macho mice are sitting at a bar discussing just how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says:
"I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The second mouse slams a shot and says: "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and turns to walk away.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" ask his friends.
The third mouse stops and replies: "It's time to be going home to shag that cat."
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Oh yeah!!!!!Good one Bob.
-Doc
Nice one. Is anyone else getting the "Rat & Mouse Control" ad?
:) Great joke, Bob - thanks!
Texcaster, I'm not getting that one but I am getting a major ad up top for finding a local exterminator :):):)
Texcaster wrote:
Nice one. Is anyone else getting the "Rat & Mouse Control" ad?
Nope, got ad for getting rid of bed bugs, 60 day guarantee!!!
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DickC
Loc: NE Washington state
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