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Christmas Riddles ?
Dec 22, 2014 08:05:53 #
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missile toe!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.
Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A: A Holly Davidson.
Q: What did the grape say to the raisin?
A: 'Tis the season to be jelly.
Q: What do you call a bunch of grand-masters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
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A: The Elf-abet!
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missile toe!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.
Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A: A Holly Davidson.
Q: What did the grape say to the raisin?
A: 'Tis the season to be jelly.
Q: What do you call a bunch of grand-masters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
You're Welcome
Sarge69
Dec 23, 2014 00:51:16 #
Dec 23, 2014 09:08:25 #
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Dec 23, 2014 12:07:46 #
Why didn't the lobster share his dinner????
Because he was shelfish!!!!
Bad,..bad,...bad,.........but cute for kids
Because he was shelfish!!!!
Bad,..bad,...bad,.........but cute for kids
Dec 23, 2014 13:42:52 #
Dec 23, 2014 21:14:01 #
Dec 23, 2014 23:54:22 #
JoeV wrote:
:D :thumbup:
"This is my Father's world....he shines in all that fair." (Traditional Hymn)
Great tag line. :thumbup:
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