A Politically Incorrect Joke.
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
I am getting on in years and may not the best looking guy anymore.
Some would even say I'm a little frayed around the edges....
But, I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of
my time casually traveling from place to place and enjoying life.
I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us.
All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then
immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my feet.
As we lay there making love, I thought .......
"Wow, these Taser guns are really worth the money!!"
That was a great joke. I loved it.
It was a joke, right? Right, a joke?
Dennis
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
dennis2146 wrote:
That was a great joke. I loved it.
It was a joke, right? Right, a joke?
Dennis
It came from my sister, not Bill Cosby. :lol: Let me check......... Yep! It's a joke. :D :D :D
As we get older it's nice to get a little spark in the old bod :)
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
NJFrank wrote:
As we get older it's nice to get a little spark in the old bod :)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol:
HEART
Loc: God's Country - COLORADO
Thanks, Neil!!! Very, very funny!!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
It shouldn't be funny - but it is!
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
HEART wrote:
Thanks, Neil!!! Very, very funny!!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:D :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
Delderby wrote:
It shouldn't be funny - but it is!
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
So let me get this straight. A guy tasers a woman and rapes her while she's unconscious, and that's supposed to be funny. When does rape become funny? I really don't get it.
And any woman who thinks this is funny is pretty sad. You'd be OK with being rendered unconscious and waking up to find you'd been raped? Wow.
A woman went to the doctor. The doctor said "you're fat". The woman said, you think so, well I would really like a second opinion." The doctor said "OK, you're ugly too."
Duane
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
tschmath wrote:
So let me get this straight. A guy tasers a woman and rapes her while she's unconscious, and that's supposed to be funny. When does rape become funny? I really don't get it.
And any woman who thinks this is funny is pretty sad. You'd be OK with being rendered unconscious and waking up to find you'd been raped? Wow.
You purport to be a teacher. May God have mercy on those poor kids' souls. Wow.
NeilL wrote:
You purport to be a teacher. May God have mercy on those poor kids' souls. Wow.
Why, because I try to instill respect for women in them? Oh, what a disgrace.
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
tschmath wrote:
Why, because I try to instill respect for women in them? Oh, what a disgrace.
Because you can't understand "politically incorrect."
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
Duane D. wrote:
A woman went to the doctor. The doctor said "you're fat". The woman said, you think so, well I would really like a second opinion." The doctor said "OK, you're ugly too."
Duane
:thumbup: :thumbup: Another from Rodney Dangerfield. "When I was born, I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother."
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