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Sep 6, 2014 20:24:26 #
Received in an e-mail from fellow UHHer Widetracker. Thanks Bob. :lol: :lol:
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to surprise our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.........
The engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
My story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,...........
" What's for dinner, Zorro?"
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to surprise our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.........
The engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
My story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,...........
" What's for dinner, Zorro?"
Sep 6, 2014 20:27:07 #
Sep 6, 2014 20:28:07 #
DickC wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :mrgreen:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :-D
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Sep 6, 2014 20:49:01 #
Sep 6, 2014 21:17:52 #
bcheary wrote:
The engaged friend:
TTex all night.
he door and saw me he said,...........
" What's for dinner, Zorro?"
The engaged friend:
TTex all night.
he door and saw me he said,...........
" What's for dinner, Zorro?"
:thumbup: :mrgreen: :hunf: :thumbup:
Sep 6, 2014 21:21:10 #
Sep 6, 2014 21:36:20 #
Hahahaha, Brian, I didn't know you still dressed up! Only teasing, thanks for sharing. Mind if I share this on FB, I'll say a guy friend wrote this! :D
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Sep 6, 2014 21:47:00 #
Sep 6, 2014 21:47:23 #
davidheald1942 wrote:
:thumbup: :mrgreen: :hunf: :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Sep 6, 2014 21:47:37 #
Sep 6, 2014 21:48:06 #
dljen wrote:
Hahahaha, Brian, I didn't know you still dressed up! Only teasing, thanks for sharing. Mind if I share this on FB, I'll say a guy friend wrote this! :D
Be my guest Donna. :-D
Sep 6, 2014 22:59:06 #
Damn, bcheary, give me a warning when the joke is funny; coffee on the keyboard is not good. Great joke :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :-D :-D
Sep 7, 2014 00:03:43 #
tramsey wrote:
Damn, bcheary, give me a warning when the joke is funny; coffee on the keyboard is not good. Great joke :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :-D :-D
Sep 7, 2014 06:51:28 #
bcheary wrote:
Received in an e-mail from fellow UHHer Widetracke... (show quote)
I understand he's doing better in the ICU!
Sep 7, 2014 06:54:17 #
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