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Aug 17, 2014 20:54:34   #
dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho
 
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dennis

I was sitting at a Red Light yesterday, minding my own business and patiently
waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-Australian slogans,
with a half-burned Australian Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and
a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to
me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to Australians "
and took off before the light changed.


Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran
directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.


For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been
me!"


So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

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Aug 17, 2014 21:03:04   #
idaholover Loc: Nampa ID
 
dennis2146 wrote:
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dennis

I was sitting at a Red Light yesterday, minding my own business and patiently
waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-Australian slogans,
with a half-burned Australian Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and
a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to
me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to Australians "
and took off before the light changed.


Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran
directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.


For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been
me!"


So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did. br br Den... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Aug 17, 2014 21:17:56   #
BamaTexan Loc: Deep in the heart of Texas
 
dennis2146 wrote:
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dennis

I was sitting at a Red Light yesterday, minding my own business and patiently
waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-Australian slogans,
with a half-burned Australian Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and
a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to
me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to Australians "
and took off before the light changed.


Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran
directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.


For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been
me!"


So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did. br br Den... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Aug 17, 2014 21:44:42   #
idaholover Loc: Nampa ID
 
Don't bitch!



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Aug 18, 2014 06:39:24   #
Spindrift62 Loc: Dorset, England. U.K.
 
Didn't see that one comming!

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Aug 18, 2014 06:47:51   #
derekandmee Loc: Queensland Australia
 
Brilliant hope you get the job..

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Aug 18, 2014 07:49:40   #
ringo Loc: australia
 
If you ever need a co driver,I would be only to glad to help.no charge.regards ringo

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Aug 18, 2014 07:55:29   #
Shutterbugsailer Loc: Staten Island NY (AKA Cincinnati by the Sea)
 
dennis2146 wrote:
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dennis

I was sitting at a Red Light yesterday, minding my own business and patiently
waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-Australian slogans,
with a half-burned Australian Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and
a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to
me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to Australians "
and took off before the light changed.


Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran
directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.


For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been
me!"


So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did. br br Den... (show quote)


But was the truck driver a Zionist? LP, Tooth, and Pnagy need to know

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Aug 18, 2014 08:12:24   #
dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho
 
Shutterbugsailer wrote:
But was the truck driver a Zionist? LP, Tooth, and Pnagy need to know


I wish I could answer your question but I can't. I only copied a joke my brother had sent to me. In my opinion he was probably an American with strong patriotic values. I guess, he, could even have been a, she.

I am glad so many people are enjoying the post.

Dennis

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Aug 18, 2014 08:45:26   #
viscountdriver Loc: East Kent UK
 
I'll pay for the gas.

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Aug 18, 2014 09:37:55   #
Shutterbugsailer Loc: Staten Island NY (AKA Cincinnati by the Sea)
 
viscountdriver wrote:
I'll pay for the gas.

Dummy. don't you know that big rigs use diesel?

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Aug 18, 2014 10:09:57   #
viscountdriver Loc: East Kent UK
 
Well I used the term gas because I dfon'r know the US vernacular. In the UK I would have said, diesel.

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Aug 18, 2014 10:12:24   #
diensthunds
 
Remind me again how many Australians were killed on September 11th of 2001?

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Aug 18, 2014 10:18:30   #
Shutterbugsailer Loc: Staten Island NY (AKA Cincinnati by the Sea)
 
viscountdriver wrote:
Well I used the term gas because I dfon'r know the US vernacular. In the UK I would have said, diesel.

It's petrol in the UK. likely the same in Australia

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Aug 18, 2014 10:26:30   #
viscountdriver Loc: East Kent UK
 
Shutterbugsailer wrote:
It's petrol in the UK. likely the same in Australia


No,diesel.

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