Years of Resolutions: 2010: I will get my weight down below 160 pounds. 2011: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 180 pounds. 2012: I will develop a realistic...

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Jan 1, 2014 08:31:52 #

sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

2010: I will get my weight down below 160 pounds.
2011: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 180 pounds.
2012: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2013: I will work out every day.
2014: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week and eat fewer cookies

Sarge69

Jan 1, 2014 08:55:43 #

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

Your 2014 resolution is the best of the 5, I think.

Jan 1, 2014 09:39:38 #

Black Bart Loc: Indiana

sarge69 wrote:

That is about the same as mine except add 100 pounds. :lol:

Jan 1, 2014 16:11:36 #

wireman8 Loc: Toledo, Ohio

You know Sarge, guys that take care of themselves don't live longer, they just look better in their casket.

Jan 1, 2014 16:18:45 #

sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

wireman8 wrote:

You know Sarge, guys that take care of themselves don't live longer, they just look better in their casket.

I always think to myself when I observe folks jogging that I never see a jogger with a smile. Folks amaze me when they portion out their meal because " it's healthier this way."

Then I wonder when they are in the hospital facing the last journey if they wonder " How the hell did this happen."

Sarge69

Jan 2, 2014 09:29:12 #

AUminer Loc: Brandon, Ms

Ate out the night before my heart attack. Thought about having a prime rib but chose a "healthy" salad instead. As I lay in the ER the next day with paddles being put to my chest, the one thing I kept thinking about was that my last meal could have been a nice cut of beef. But NOOOOOOOO! I had to eat healthy........grumble, grumble, grumble.

Jan 2, 2014 09:30:46 #

Ka2azman Loc: Tucson, Az

This 62 year old fellow goes to a doctor for a yearly physical. During the visit the doctor asks; do you smoke?
Ans. No, I never had a cigarette on my lips and never plan to.
Then the doctor asks do you drink?
Ans. No, I never had a drop of alcohol on these lips and never plan to.
Then the doctor asks when was the last time he had sex. Ans. I never had sex and I don't ever plan to.

Then the doctor asks why did he come for todays visit.
Ans. I what to know that I'm healthy and I want to live a long time.

Doctor says; well with you not smoking, you not drinking and you not having sex, why?

Jan 2, 2014 09:46:45 #

sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

I totally agree. Although I have cut down on fatty foods, I eat enough 'not suggested foods' I'm going out fat, satisfied and with a great burp.'

Sarge69

Jan 6, 2014 13:14:56 #

pc39

I'll drink to that!

pc39

Jan 6, 2014 14:08:46 #

G.Feduccia Loc: Paradise in Florida Panhandle

Robert Mitchum died on the same day as Jimmy Stewart. Stewart was doing Campbell Soup commercials, while Mitchum was doing commercials for beef.

Nothing heard from Jimmy Stewart, but Mitchum said that even though he had lung cancer, he would prefer to keep on drinking and be drunk until his death.

Ain't that wonderful??!!!!!!!!

Jan 6, 2014 14:11:51 #

Popeye Loc: LifIno

At my last military command, the commanding officer and one of the junior officers were into physical fitness big time. I was about 15 pounds over weight and was the command's poster boy for sloth. Both officers passed away a few years after I retired, I still 15 pounds overweight and am fat dumb and happy on this side of the lawn.

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