Why fishing is better than sex.
Jan 2, 2014 16:58:12 #
18 Reasons why Fishing is better than Sex
18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines..
17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago
13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
12 - When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines..
17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago
13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
12 - When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
Jan 2, 2014 17:17:10 #
Jan 2, 2014 18:10:35 #
lovesphotos wrote:
You just talked me into it...It is better than sex.
Sex...what's that?
Jan 2, 2014 18:17:18 #
mullumby wrote:
18 Reasons why Fishing is better than Sex br br ... (show quote)
Okay call me weird but that seems to me as a whole bunch of reasons why sex is better (more exiciting) than fishing.
Jan 2, 2014 19:35:43 #
Perhaps those that think fishing is so great just don't know how to do sex right. 53 years of marriage and it's still great. - Dave
Jan 2, 2014 20:34:01 #
wilsondl2 wrote:
Perhaps those that think fishing is so great just don't know how to do sex right. 53 years of marriage and it's still great. - Dave
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Jan 3, 2014 08:04:06 #
Clif
Loc: Central Ca.
But you don't pay for a sex license and no one comes to check if you have one, and to be sure you are using only the legally accepted equipment in an approved and proper method.
Jan 3, 2014 09:27:50 #
Plus, you get to eat, what you catch, if they look tasty.
Jan 3, 2014 09:31:59 #
Green Mountain wrote:
Plus, you get to eat, what you catch.
ROFLMHO :thumbup:
Jan 3, 2014 09:39:40 #
Clif
Loc: Central Ca.
A new form of licensing and taxation for the state? Will both need to have one?
Jan 3, 2014 09:43:54 #
mullumby wrote:
18 Reasons why Fishing is better than Sex br br ... (show quote)
Not only that but at my age it's more fun.
:) :) :cry:
Jan 3, 2014 09:58:55 #
chapin in utah
Loc: Utah
I find they taste different sometimes...
But I haven't cound a fish I couldn't eat with pleasure.
I love eating fish!
But I haven't cound a fish I couldn't eat with pleasure.
I love eating fish!
Jan 3, 2014 10:00:06 #
Jan 3, 2014 10:17:12 #
Duane D.
Loc: Kalkaska, Michigan
Green Mountain, I am a little confused witch one of the two you are talking about???????????
Duane D.
Duane D.
Jan 3, 2014 10:19:06 #
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