Judy and Ted..rude joke.
Dec 30, 2013 13:58:54 #
LORD, THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER ...
Judy married Ted; they had 13 children. Ted died.
She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.
Judy remarried again, and this time, she & John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said:
"Lord, they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend "Margaret, do you
think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
Margaret replied: "I think he means her legs, Ethel!"
Judy married Ted; they had 13 children. Ted died.
She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.
Judy remarried again, and this time, she & John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said:
"Lord, they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend "Margaret, do you
think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
Margaret replied: "I think he means her legs, Ethel!"
Dec 30, 2013 14:03:48 #
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Dec 30, 2013 15:46:04 #
I think that is totally demeaning for women.
I think that woman will laugh as much as I did at the joke.
Sarge69
I think that woman will laugh as much as I did at the joke.
Sarge69
Dec 31, 2013 07:41:36 #
Dec 31, 2013 10:47:36 #
Dec 31, 2013 11:37:22 #
I will be using that one at the New Years eve party tonight. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Dec 31, 2013 21:57:39 #
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