Shipwrecked
Oct 31, 2013 19:13:48 #
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Nancy batted her eye lashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
He said, 'Take the dog for a walk.'
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Nancy batted her eye lashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
He said, 'Take the dog for a walk.'
Nov 1, 2013 09:22:22 #
Nov 1, 2013 17:00:47 #
hfb
Loc: Northwestern Louisiana
You verified what I have always suspected about the secret life of conservatives.
gmcase wrote:
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only... (show quote)
Nov 1, 2013 20:00:09 #
gmcase wrote:
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nov 1, 2013 22:59:38 #
Mar 31, 2014 00:50:24 #
It funny because conservative ship-wreck guy not want the sexing of Nancy... he want sexing with sheep...but the dog say NO!....
so he say Nancy...take dog and let me F@%K sheep! so funny :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
...you Americans hoodlums and your jokes!
so he say Nancy...take dog and let me F@%K sheep! so funny :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
...you Americans hoodlums and your jokes!
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